Cumgratulations

Having your first orgasm.

After blowing my load, I wished myself A cumgratulations..

by LeilaSP May 18, 2019

Condgradulations

When someone has "conned" you into doing something for their gain and wishes to express their gratitude sarcasticly

or A word used to congratulate your manager on the successful completion of her baby creation project.

Condgradulations and all the best for the future!

by DKAndroid April 28, 2010

Condragulations

1. A smartass cynical way of saying "congratulations" to a mentally retarded person.

2. A misspelling of the word "congratulations" to piss somebody off.

It's your birthday?! CONDRAGULATIONS!!

by Stump Jumping Jethro April 21, 2004

Congratulatio

A term representing any of the many forms of oral sex, performed solely for purpose of celebrating a special occasion. Occurs most commonly in the context of stagnant, loveless marriages.

"My wife sure doesn't do the things she used to anymore. I got a huge promotion last week and still just got a kiss on the cheek that night."
"Wow, not even congratulatio?"
"Nothing."

by supernova7 May 8, 2008

conjratulations

Congratulations

Conjratulations

by Vvevrh July 25, 2023

congratulationality

A symptom which significantility causes Stage II cancer, IRS coming after you, and increases chances of a rare lightning strike.

Doctor: Congratulations! You have congratulationality!
Me: Oh no.
IRS: You forgot to put five dollars on your tax report. Guess five years of jail isn't too bad.

by whodenym January 13, 2024

congratulotions

An Ozian term used by Madame Morrible meaning "Congratulations".

"Welcome new students, and congratulotions for having being accepted into Shiz."
- Madame Morrible

by Tater Tot the Great December 7, 2024