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confluxed

This describes a feeling of total confusion, i.e. confused and totally fucked up.
"After listening to that political debate, I am truly confluxed."
by walterjiii March 7, 2009
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conflippant

very very concrete so that your answers are flippant and sarcastic, intentionally or accidentally
Brother: "Shut that door and get out of my room"
Sister: "But if I shut the door how can I get out?"
Brother: "don't be so conflippant!"
by Dawnelle March 10, 2009
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Confliggle

To awkwardly converse with a person, or a group of people in a otherwise normal situation.
Person 1: Hey man how is it going?

Person 2: I like your butt.

Person 3: That was totally Confliggle...

ect.
by Austin and Austin October 10, 2011
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conflictnerd

Conflictnerd is an amazing streamer
by Yefff June 15, 2017
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conflarting

The act of farting so hard you confuse yourself.
I was conflarting so badly I missed my exit off the turnpike.
by That's Baloney May 29, 2019
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conflatriot

conflatriot

noun

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A conservative voter in the United States who fundamentally confuses patriotic duty with totalitarian ideology.

The word conflatriot is actually a portmanteau, fusing the words conflate and patriot, to help the world understand just what the fuck has happened to America’s conservative political faction.

While right-of-center Americans hold dear to a political doctrine that champions individual responsibility, small government and low taxes, the majority of these men and women appear to have abandoned those ideals completely.

The wholesale rejection of medical guidance during pandemic abdicates one’s responsibility for the health and wellbeing of neighbors, Somehow, President Donald Trump, and his GOP stalwarts, seem only happy to disregard legal precedent and champion a coup never before seen in America’s body politic. Also, such that conservatives ignore wearing face masks and mock social distancing guidelines, overwhelming financial obligations shouldered by local health agencies have rocketed skyward, forcing the same people’s tax burden higher than if they cared for literally any person other than one’s self.

Therefore, conservatives who believe abhorrent actions and attitudes are patriotic, but instead conflate a personal desire to rebel as if it would in any way truly resemble civic duty.
An American conservative who confuses blind allegiance to Donald Trump as patriotic, even after witnessing his authoritarian tendencies and multiple attempts to violate constitutional law and norms is called a conflatriot.
by wordpuke January 3, 2021
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unnecessary conflict.

any hostile discussion that begins with the keywords, "I", "You", spoken with accusitory inflection.
Generally, in connection with, personal gain or loss of some issues regarding vanity.
I am smarter than you, assumes contempt for the other's intelect.

You are wearing my sister's jacket, presupposes that there was no agreement....this will cause unnecessary conflict.
by socioputz December 4, 2010
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