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Confliggle 

To awkwardly converse with a person, or a group of people in a otherwise normal situation.
Person 1: Hey man how is it going?

Person 2: I like your butt.

Person 3: That was totally Confliggle...

ect.
Confliggle by Austin and Austin October 10, 2011
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confoggled 

verb (used with object)

1. a mixture of the words "confused" and "boggled" meaning unclear and jumbled.
2. indicating a high level of disorder.
I doubt the intelligence of this person; their email is so confoggled.
confoggled by Jenla-lou August 6, 2012

Conflugle 

Conflugle. verb, meaning to thwart, upend or completely destroy someone's intention to pursue a path in life. so that his life is never the same. To be conflugled is to be flummoxed beyond coping.
Adam planned a perfect existence in the garden until he was conflugled by that serpent who dallied with Eve.
Conflugle by Libwrite June 21, 2013

Conjiggle 

That booty conjiggled
Conjiggle by Mr.D-Man June 25, 2017

confuggled 

1.)A combination word replacing fucking confused.
2.)A word describing an extreme state of confusion.
3.)A word that can be used in conjuction with other swear words to express confusion.
1.)dude Im all confuggled about that shit.
2.) I'm fuckin' confuggled

Configgle-faggle 

The act in which your trousers become distressed because of your personal uptightness; when described usually said in an Indian accent.
Joey: Where did my baseball hat go!?
Mom: I don't know. Did you check your bedroom?
Joey: Yes! It's not there. I can't let all my friends see this stupid new haircut!
Mom: Oh, Joey, don't get your trousers in a configgle-faggle. *said in Indian accent* You look adorable!

Confluggled 

The feeling that arises when inebriated and someone fires a random question at you.
D: When did France become a country?
S: Dude I'm confluggled...
Confluggled by dick-sicle August 31, 2014
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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