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Conductiv_Moist

Everyone's favorite popular high school YouTuber and rapper. Conductive_Moist gets all the girls while still maintaining a low - profile and somewhat secretive identity. Everyone knows who he is and what he is like, but he still maintains the secrecy of an undercover agent. He can shred some sick guitar and impresses everyone with his harming and charismatic personality. He also boasts an incredibly massive dick that takes 2 hours to unravel due to it's sheer size. He ALWAYS gets a 4.0 GPA and wishes to become an astrophysicist someday. Everyone wants to be around him. Next time you see a secretive man with a smooth, deep bass voice and sweet personality, know that it is Conductiv_Moist.
Guy 1: Damn son! Conductive_Moist just shredded a sick guita solo there! He's like Van Halen!

Guy 2: Ohh yeah!

Example 2:

Girl 1: Conductiv_Moist is sooooooooo hot! I want to make out with him!

Girl 2: Yes! He is so smooth and charming! I bet you he has a huge, seductive dick!
by THICCC_DUMMIE_MOISTTTTTT January 5, 2021
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El Conductor

Deeply embedded in the folklore of Bandon, Ireland, El Conductor (bus driver) travels by bus around Cork in an attempt to find love.
Yesterday I was on the bus and I think I saw El Conductor
by matman2 May 8, 2018
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Bus Conductor

Where one sticks as many coins in his foreskin as possible otherwise known as ‘selling tickets’.
I managed to convince my friend Isaac to do the bus conductor in front of everyone last night.
by My Dad Brett August 5, 2018
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Conduit 2

was a dope ass game, better than Halo, etc

FPS for the Wii in 2011, but multiplayer has been discontinued, BUT apparently u can still play on custom servers like via Wiimmfi @https--wiimmfi.de/stat?m=25

the weapons arsenal was just so cool and unique and it all felt great... big rip
yo lets play Conduit 2 and rek scrubs with the SMAW or Phase Rifle
by M1ND5D June 1, 2018
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ConduktGaming

a name used to define a garbage content creator
"Have you seen that guy's content?"
"Yeah, his content is a ConduktGaming"
by ConduktGaming January 26, 2022
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Confuctuated

When you are so fucking confused words don't cut it anymore
" He was so confuctuated when he saw his wife cheating on him only to then find out the man was his son"
by Nokus Pocus January 4, 2023
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Saskatoon Conduit Cowabunga

Saskatoon Conduit Cowabunga
While masturbating, you must first find a dirty space such as a concrete bunker or mall parking garage. You strip naked and then blindfold yourself, and turn yourself upside down. While you jerk off, spin in a circle while referring to yourself as the opposite sex in the 3 rd person. With your other hand, use a sharp piece of metal conduit and stick it up your ass.
Fuck bro, I was so horny last night I went to the mall downtown and gave myself the Saskatoon conduit cowabunga. Called myself Brenda. Shit got real eh.
by Saskrocket August 5, 2019
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