Anus Complainus

Pseudo-Latin, pseudo-medical term for gas (farting, not the fuel).

I had a bunch of Guinness last night, and today I'm suffering from a bad case of Anus Complainus.

by P McP January 29, 2009

Complaint Rock

A genre of music that only the most depressed or lonely teenager would ever want to listen to. Heavily celebrated by Gen-X posers.

Glum: "Death Metal for Jesus' s new single 'Life Sucks and Then You Die' is the best"
Shoegazer: "You're stoopid! 'Too Drunk to Fuck' by Dead Kennedys will always be the best song ever!
Norm Al Rocker: "Why do you listen to Complaint Rock? Aren't you sad enough as it is?"

by HAFSNT August 31, 2016

Complaining

expressing dissatisfaction and can only be told by tone of voice

he knew perfectly well he couldn't accuse me of complaining in the email

by jack wincester January 3, 2008

complainer

Someone who is picky to the point of not being able to shut the fuck up about the bad stuff and concentrate on just ONE good thing around them.
One who opens up their study material, flips on the TV, watches TV for twenty minutes and then exclaims, "STUDYING IS SOOOO HARD!"

"Oh I can't believe I'm getting such a bad grade in this class! Ugh, I don't want to watch this, the TV sucks. I don't feel like studying today. I think I'll just take a nap instead. Wow this bed is so uncomfortable! I wish someone would run me over."

"Shut up and stop being such a complainer before someone DOES."

by The Annoyed Roommate May 2, 2009

Complainicans

Members of new conservative republican party who complain constantly about the state of politics and society yet offer no effective solutions themselves

Sean Hannity and the rest of the complainicans spent 3 hours putting down Hillarys thighs today.

by Arte Lange January 26, 2009

complaint-feminism

not related to true feminism. Blames men for all that's wrong in the world. Does not believe in facts or logic. Often a millennial.

Person 1: I get paid less than every man in my firm.

Person 2: You've worked here for 2 months. Everyone else worked here for 5 years.
Person 1: But the complaint-feminism blog told me I should have equal pay.

by D_O_HARAMBE January 18, 2017

complaintliment

a complaint hidden inside a compliment.

Joey reacted to the Goonies with this complaintliment: that was a great movie, despite how the lack of wood rot makes it completely unbelievable.

by Dylan Thomas the Tank Engine August 23, 2017