compassionate conservatism

Please see stupidity

George W. Bush sure has lots of compassionate conservatism.

by TheEye5000 September 14, 2004

Swedish Compass

The top of a can of snuff, it doesnt show you where your going or where you been instead it shows you who is lost.

Used primarily by Yoopers, or people from the upper penninsula of Michigan.

When the fudgee stopped and asked for directions to deer camp, I told him to take a look at his Swedish Compass.

by MattDaYooper May 4, 2007

Compassion Rage

Overboiling anger in response to a stimulus that is intended to provoke a compassionate response. A more robust relative of Compassion Fatigue, which may also be followed by Rage Fatigue.

"When that guy asked me 'Big Isssue, sir? Would you like to help the homeless', I screamed at him 'don't fucking try and socially engineer me with your claim that giving you £1.40 is going to solve homelessness!' I'm normally such a nice guy. I don't understand myself. Maybe it was compassion rage."

by Punanimal May 15, 2006

cumpassionate

When you love someone or something so much that you start to cum.

I'm not just passionate about her, I'm cumpassionate about her!

passionatecum

by flywithmee May 11, 2009

compassionate conservative

A mythical creature rumored to exist in the Washington D.C. area, yet no photographs exist, and physical evidence has ever been produced that would prove its existance.

See also: Bigfoot, Yeti, Loch Ness Monster, UFO

5 year olds believe in the Tooth Fairy, Santa, and the Easter Bunny, but even they know that the mythical Compassionate Conservative is bullshit.

by Brandon Ped. February 27, 2008

Compass

Noun-

1. The mixture of semen (Cum) and urine (Piss) that exits the penis after sexual intercourse. This whitish discharge is often the opening act for a golden shower.
2. The abundance of cum that exits the penis after extended intercourse

Raigen- "Yea, ohh yea, ride me!!"
Storm- "Im gunna compass!! OMGGGGGG!"
Raigen- "Wow. Get me a towel. WTF."

by StreetBikeTakeover August 5, 2009

Compassion fruit

A cute way for vegans to say passion fruit. Its mostly cute when vegans say it, but vegetarians and semi vegetarians can still say it cutely. It first can from a pun on a peta lip balm.

"I love purple compassion fruit!"
"I just brought compassion from lip balm from Peta."

by Compassion fruit October 4, 2008