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Caketual Combustion

The effect of eating to much cake

ussually occurs after hiccuping, than KABOOM caktual combustion
OMFG, that was alot of cake, omggg im going to combustionally combust on cake!!!! "death by caketual combustion"
by Sara Kessler August 16, 2009
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spontaneously combust a nut

I spontaneously combusted a nut in front of my crush

He spontaneously combusted a nut after seeing the lover of his dream

spontaneously combust a nut is defined as being serious in a sense
by Yourself34245 December 10, 2022
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Spontaneous Combustion

When a male, typically going through adolescence, accidentally busts a nut for no reason.
Adam: Did you see what happened to Rick? We were in math and he accidentally cummed in his pants for no reason.
Dan: Shit bro, spontaneous combustion isn't it
by QueenOfRain April 16, 2019
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Spontaneously internally combusted

Whenever something randomly explodes because of a teamswitcher, buster the combuster, suicide ɓomɓer or a buster
OH MY STOP COMBUSTING IN MY FACE sorry I meant spontaneously internally combusted
by DOC. Chocc June 3, 2024
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Spontaneous anal combustion

it Is a gay fighting move used during sex
Gary: “yo did you just use spontaneous anal combustion on that kid yesterday
Peng: “ yes, is there something wrong with that?”
Liam and mai: “yes that’s fucking gay”
by Kim Hong Kong September 7, 2019
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Financial Combustion

Financial Combustion is a phenomenon that is best described and often related to large companies, like Wal-Mart, that move in and invade your business territory.

First sparks are seen coming from your battered store as your skinny wife and hungry children watch in horror as flames engulf your business premise completely until only fireman and ashes are visible.

This occurs when your businesses are unfortunately in the same neigborhood.

Followed by a desperate call to your insurance company.

This also applies to neigborhoods were Homo-Depot, Cocksco, resturants like Mc Pukes, and Grim Hortons make the move on ya!
Financial Combustion Starvation Deprivation Misfortune possible Death Anger Fire
by 2ttzu November 24, 2009
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combust

a verb to describe that you get all bothered due to sexual tension in someone's proximity or their actions
"He looked at me right in the eye and I thought I would combust."
by blackberry_n_bay October 2, 2022
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