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Dominic Cummings

Used as a verb to describe breaking UK lockdown down rules within the covid-19 pandemic. Or used to describe traveling or trivial activities that against the UK's Covid-19 strategy guidelines.
I did a bit of a Dominic Cummings to go see my nan....

Can I do a Dominic Cummings and come round for a tea, mate?
by AMT1997 June 14, 2020
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the second cumming

When a guy finishes once but decides to go back in for more, ultimitely ending in another orgasm.
Mike: "So did you get some last night after the party?"
Steve: "Yeah bro! This chick was crazy!"
Mike: "Did she let you get the second cumming??"
Steve: "Yeah! After I finished the first time she still wanted more!"
by RandomBlackGuy40 November 3, 2011
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chumming

menstruating, the monthly act of vaginal bleeding
Don't go swimming in the ocean when you're chumming.
by Spider420 September 27, 2005
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Chumming your kori

New England Gypsy/Romany slang for jerking off
Where the hell were you? Chumming your kori?
by ajc929me September 18, 2018
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Cummings-itis

Someone who is continually butt-hurt by the actions of Dominic Cummings' trip to Barnard Castle to "test his eyesight" (see "To Do a Cummings"), and can't stop referring to Dominic Cummings' past actions, particularly in relation to absolving blame from themselves or inferring that an action can be lessened by "the Cummings defence", or someone who seeks to blame Dominic Cummings for any fallout of any incident, however remote it may seem.
See that rave people attended? That's because of Cummings.
"You're suffering from Cummings-itis"

The second Covid19 spike in cases is entirely down to Cummings testing his eyesight by going to Barnard Castle.
"You're definitely suffering from Cummings-itis", there's no known cure apart from less woke-ness.

Bloke got sacked for flying a banner over a football stadium, how comes he got sacked and Cummings got to keep his job?
"You're definitely suffering from a severe case of Cummings-itis".
by star2uk June 29, 2020
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Commercial Cumming

The action of busting on your girl, and when she thinks it's over you say ,"But wait, there's more" and release a second load on her
Phil: What did you do to spice things up last night?
Adam: I gave her some of the classic Commercial Cumming
by kamkord August 27, 2015
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Helmet Clamming

“During aggressive fellatio, the act of hawking a loogie above average in size onto the head of a shiny erect penis.”
Even though I have a stacked todo list, I may not be able to get to everything because I’m supposed to go helmet clamming at 3 pm
by Hairy Callahand June 20, 2023
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