Ohio Gay Fart Collector

When a grown man invades someone’s home just to put a person’s flatulence into a jar

That weirdo! He’s nothing but an Ohio Gay Fart Collector

by Mike ox lone 6969 February 28, 2023

Connecticut

-Southernmost state in New England
-One of the highest average standards of living in the world, richest state in the US in terms of per capita income
-The first working submarine, the nuclear submarine, the modern helicopter, the hamburger, and the white clam pizza were all invented here
-Home of multiple universities including UConn, Yale, Wesleyan and the US Coast Guard Academy
-Trees trees and more trees
-No noticeable CT accent but we have a tendency to drop the "t" at the end of some words (such as Connecticut)
-State Animal is the Sperm Whale, at one point Mystic CT was the whaling capital of the world
-State bird is the robin, state gemstone is garnet, state insect is the praying mantis (you can be fined for killing one)
-Highest average IQ in America
-Biggest city is Bridgeport, followed by New Haven and then the capitol city, Hartford

-I visited Connecticut recently, it was nice but there wasn't much to do.
-My rich cousin went to Yale in New Haven, Connecticut
-Because I'm from Connecticut, everyone assumes I'm a rich snob

by Northeasternkid February 26, 2013

collecting receipts

taking screenshots/pictures/video/any form of footage or audio to be used against someone. like when an lawyer provides evidence in court.

"Girl, I was collecting receipts on what's going on between her and Bob."
"Oooooh, I want to see!"

by nerdykpopfangirlgamer November 8, 2017

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by stereotypicallama April 3, 2023

Casual Collective

A gaming site which was awesome until the developers left for Facebook riches.

Guy 1: Dude have you been on the Casual Collective lately?
Guy 2: No man that site died years ago.

by Fellow CCer June 14, 2011

cat collector

A single person that attempts to fill the loneliness in their life with cats.

Jenny couldn't find a husband so she went to the Human Society and became a cat collector.

by Anonymous September 24, 2003

fairy collector

Noun/Adjective used to describe women that tend to have a fair amount of gay male friends. See also fag hag.

My friend JuneBug is my fairy collector.

by Lee May 6, 2004