COLBERT

Combined Operational Load Bearing External Resistance Treadmill. NASA's space treadmill in the new "Tranquility" node.

Timmy: Want to go for a jog?

John: Why the hell would we do that when we have a perfectly nice COLBERT to jump on?

by roar123 April 15, 2009

colbertarianism

A religion in which those who persue it are racist and homophobic

are you racist? yes i follow colbertarianism

by Shuffler69420 October 19, 2021

Colbert

To shit while sitting down so the shit squishes between your legs then wiggle around in it.

The mentally ill patient did a Colbert in his pants, but they don't know any better.

by pseudomonym August 1, 2022

cloberglusted

Completely and utterly confused. beyond confused. like your brain has just crashed. the type of confusion so intense you cant speak

the man was cloberglusted after what happened the previous night.

by derpberb December 8, 2022

Chris colbert

Most humble guy to be around. Very intelligent and have the brightest smile. Bbc

Chris Colbert is very helpful.

by StephenCounty December 19, 2016

Pulling a Stephen Colbert

When you get something named after you.

Originates from the fact that Stephen Colbert is the "undisputed king of getting things named after"* him. He has a sea turtle, a Ben & Jerry's ice cream, a bald eagle, a trapdoor spider, and many other things named after him.

*Quote by Stephen Colbert

"Whoa, that building is named after you? Talk about pulling a Stephen Colbert."

by mcspringy September 19, 2009

Steven Colbert

A hero who has a show, "the colbert report" on comedy central. Steven is the man because he talks shit about president bush

steven colbert is the man, BITCH! so recognize!

by steve c the man September 18, 2006