COINEVEROUS

Any machine which accepts coins and returns no product or service in return.

Tried to buy a soda but that coineverous machine just ate
my money.

by K.Cohen February 25, 2008

Conceitisism

The practice of being conceited. This is also the practice of finding oneself so ridiculously good looking that you fall in love with yourself and no one else. Symptoms may include, but are not limited to, cockiness, looking in the mirror excessively, talking about yourself constantly, bragging about your hair cut and man sweater, and last but not least, thinking highly of one's abilities.

"Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?"

-Derek Zoolander

**this would be considered conceitisism**

by matt williams (PV) March 15, 2011

Choice booty

Someones rear end, or normally known as 'ass, 'that is the ideal, and is perfect for you. Each Choice booty is an own personal preference so there is no universal choice booty. If anyone shuns someones preference to their choice booty, that individual is not a bro. No one should be ashamed for liking any kind of ass.

Person: Did you see Tyler in his basketball shorts? That some choice booty.

or

Person1: Who do you think is more cute, Chelsey or Marie?
Person2: Marie has choice booty.

by My DICtionary May 9, 2015

Conceited asshole

Someone who is strongly proud of himself or his accomplishments.

Chris said that he could do 3 times more push ups than Ædôn could. So Ædôn called him a conceited asshole.

by T-bone 420 December 18, 2017

coifed

Failing to accomplish basic tasks extremely quickly. Such as dying instantly in a video game or losing a game at round 1.

The moment we started he just went and coifed immediately.

by tahity December 23, 2019

Natural Choice

A brand of delicious dog food made by Nutro. It is a green package that depicts a lhasa apso on the front, so naturally it is good. The food comes in pellet form, but they also make tasty chops. It was awarded the top pet store dog food. It's the obvious choice for someone looking to buy a nice food for their dog. It's also especially good to feed to dogs named Rocky.

I just finished feeding Nurto's Natural Choice dog food to my dog, Rocky.

by coryr185 December 9, 2008

The Concealed Bagel

A douche bag of a A boy, who idealizes women and needs to dig a hole! He says he loves you then he gets together with some skanky ass ho. All he wants is sex and can never get why you want him so badly. Stay away from this type of boy. Aslo known as the Abdo.

Eh. Ma. Gawd. The Concealed Bagel said he loved me then left me! Can you believe?!

by StrawberryJelly August 16, 2009