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coitus mentis

recovered enough to think clearly after sex (particularly applies to men)
From "coitus" (you know, sex) and "compos mentis" (able to think clearly and be in control of and responsible for your actions).
Kylie: Oi, are you coitus mentis yet? I want to go shopping!
Jack: Huh?
by adriancccc May 20, 2015
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Coitus Cut

A cut(s) sustained during coitus caused by fingernails, teeth, switch blade etc. Usually occurs during climax.
This morning, I received a coitus cut when my wife drove her freshly manicured nails through my flesh as she received the D.
by nbstriker10 March 29, 2020
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Coitus

I want someone you **** me then say I had coitus
by Jacob black December 20, 2020
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coitus interruptus

sex that stops short of blissful termination a.k.a. the orgasm
Damn, you got off already? Talk about coitus interruptus!
by Sex_is_a_Drug May 10, 2010
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coitusuzing

I was coitusuzing with your mom so suck it
by WordInventorSUCKIT April 5, 2010
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Coitus Erectus

Coitus Erectus (Latin: fucker, fuck-person, or motherfucker) is the scientific name for a new kind of homo sapiens sub-species, differentiated by the female having excessive bitchy tendencies, and the male's astonishing ability to nurse the phallus using his own oral cavity (Scientific: to suck one's own dick, to fuck one's self).

The male and female Coitus Erectus often engage in morally-controversial and sexually-deviant behaviors (by homo sapiens standards), which lead to their initial discovery and categorization.
Having no reason to go out and find a mate, all the males of the Coitus Erectus sub-species died out within a generation.
by neonmafia October 13, 2014
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Habeas Coitus

Habeas coitus is the latin phrase for engaging in sexual intercourse. Its usefulness lies in its esoteric nature; one can use this phrase in public, surrounded by old women, or even in church without the people around them realizing what they are talking about.
James: Hey, Bill, guess what?

Bill: What?

James: Suzanne and I habeas coitus last night.

Bill: ... ... ... What the hell are you talking about?
by doctorwhy July 18, 2010
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