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Cuckblock

Similar to the term Cockblock, this is when a woman attempts to Cheat in a relationship and gets exposed that they are cheating by having someone snitch on them to their boyfriend.
John: hey Joey Why’d you Jimmy and Julie Breakup?

Joey: well Julie was tryna go for my cock so I cuckblocked her
by Teamumizoomi September 29, 2020
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clockblock

To avoid fixing the phone time display on an avaya phone because, seriously, don't you already have a watch.
Clockblocking is when the users say, hey fix the clock on my phone because I only have like 100 other clocks to look at and the admin, god of the world, as we all know, was like, sure, we use a priotity from 1 to 10 with 10 being the best and you are a negative 5 with a 0 being the score for random office chat or coffee breaking.
by YourPepPep January 21, 2011
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clockblock

A moron who blocks the timeclock because he's waiting for EXACTLY 8 hours from when he clocked before clocking out for fear of losing pay.
If that idiot wants to wait until exactly 7:00 to clock out, he needs to stand aside and not be a clockblock.
by Doomhammr May 1, 2006
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clockblock

to distract others from being aware of the passing time in order to delay for a discreet motive
Bill: Alright man, I'm gonna run.
Steve: Hold on man, Jill and her hot friend Stacy are coming. Stacy is single and down!
Bill: Dude, I really gotta run.
Steve: Stacy is realllly hot. You should just chill.
Bill: Dude, stop clockblocking! I'm leaving!
by sawdo January 27, 2010
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clockblock

The sound that leaves the mouth of a dyslexic person attempting to say "cockblock"
"Dude, your friend is a major clockblock"

"Wait, what?"
by echobl January 25, 2010
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Clickblock

When one person is about to click a link (or a like button etc.), and someone IM's them so that the IM box blocks them from clicking the link.
Dude, I was about to like something, and you clickblocked it. Nice timing.
by EKokoa March 9, 2011
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clockblock

when you ask for the time and someone refuses to tell you.
you: hey can i get the time sweenykins?

sweenykins: absolutly not!

you: what a clockblocker
by james.p. November 3, 2011
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