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Cliffbanger

The explosion that hack TV writers use to create suspense in a season finale.
I wonder who will die in the cliffbanger, this year?
by scotte61 October 25, 2012
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Cliff Note Christian

A CliffNoteChristian is a person who believes they are a Christian yet judges others even though the gospel of Jesus Christ states this is not the right of man. "Cliff Note"refers to the publication often utlized by students to do book reports yet only contains segments or annotated versions of the actual book that they are writing about. A "Cliff Note" of a book gives you the main idea of the subject matter in a book and the names of characters yet does not cover details and intricate details which are required for you to understand the entire concept....

There are many versions of the Cliff Note Christian as many interpretations are derived from a summary instead of the full intended meaning.

In this regard, an example of a Cliff Note Christian would be someone who uses Jesus Christ's name under the guise of being a more worthy person due to their own sense of self worth and judgement when in fact Jesus himself stated the power of judging others was solely His as we are all sinners.

Cliff Note Christians only skim the surface of the Bible and feel too superior to capture the books actual meaning. A Cliff Note Christian would look down on the homeless and pray every night to Jesus the ultimate nomad. A Cliff Note Christian would read about Mary Magdelene to be the last to touch Jesus' feet, but would refer to a woman provactively dressed in society as a whore.

Cliff Note - To be holier than thou without getting the meaning of your own political stance
In Church today I heard gossip about what I was wearing when the Bible mandates people are to come as they are to enter heaven; I despise Cliff Note Christians!

Cliff Note Machismo - will lead a man to believe that it is demonstrative of male dominance and power to hit a woman when a real man's role is to protect and love women.

A Cliff Note Feminist is a woman who claims to seek the equality and empowerment of women yet will gossip and denegrate other women based on their appearance or societal enforced Madonna Whore complexes. For in actuality, most women would not be even be able to be feminist if it were not for courtesans and so called whores as that segment of the female population were the first allowed to read, write, and own land.
by KAFIROACH May 8, 2014
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cliffhangery

Something that doesn't always end in a cliffhanger but sometimes does.
You should definitely watch it because it's very cliffhangery.
by TeaInTheMoment April 21, 2018
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Clint Eastwood

To call someone or something Clint Eastwood is the greatest compliment anyone can get.
"Wow, that was Clint Eastwood, you punting those terminally ill kids off a bridge."
by Urban Dictionary January 21, 2006
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Clint Catalyst

Dandy, Fop, E-Celebrity, Scene King, these idle labels are thrown clumsily at every new internet based he-she who stumbles gracelessly onto our little viewing windows.

Clint Catalyst however transcends these stereotypes we've come to despise by having one thing on his side; some actual talent and charisma for a change.

Crawling out of the southern states he achieved initial fame through the publication of his much reverred collection of short stories "Cottonmouth Kisses".

Already on its second printing, it showcased a voice, wit and style that would eventually lure Catalyst through a veritable spectrum of creative partnerships including his co-eddited collection of short stories with Michelle Tea (Pills, Thrills, Chills and Heartache) acting, television work, modelling, music videos, hosting, styling, script writing ...

Put frankly, if you're going to be listening to the eccentric rantings of a self made celebrity, then you may as well be listening to Clint Catalyst... if only for the good grammar.
Scene Kid: Oh look over there, is that... Clint Catalyst?

Chum: Nah, it can't be, he doesn't look smug enough. And the hats far too small.
by DarkDrax March 4, 2009
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Clintgasm

An orgasm coming from watching a clint eastwood movie
Wow, Eastwood is such a badass!

Yeah, I just had a clintgasm.

Dayum, me too
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cliffjumper

Cliffjumper is one of the most killed Autobots ever and sometimes he looks like bumblebee
Cliffjumper:Today I will be killed by jumping off a cliff
by Nemisis Prime March 7, 2020
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