by thematteo318 April 9, 2019
Get the sam clark mug.The story of a Lombax from planet Veldin who runs into a badly drawn robot that he encountered in a crashed spacecraft. From then on Ratchet (The lombax) starts to hate that robot, but still follows adventure along side of him. On that adventure the Blarg master, Drek plans to make a new planet for the Blarg. Dreks right-hand man Captain Qwark (One of the heroes in the third adventure) tries time and again to eliminate Ratchet and Clank. After Drek is stopped, the second adventure comes. During this one, Captain Qwarks previous humiliation at the feel of Ratchet and Clank drives him into a downfall. He tries to sell fake merchandise, and is arrested for it. After that, Qwark must pay 6 billion bolts (bolts are the money, and 6 billion is a lot coincidering on my Ratchet and Clank 3 file, I have 30 million bolts and ive beeten the game 6 times and have recorded 80 hours of gameplay because I spent 10 hours getting secrets)(There are alot of them, 30 skill points, Hidden bolts, trophies.) Qwark is arrested because of trying to flee to another planet. Ratchet and Clank eventually learn that Qwark flushes himself to freedom out of his prison cell. After that he unleashes a flaw from the "Protopets" (Megacorps (the weapon and gadget company in Ratchet and Clank 3) which are attempted-to-be-perfect pets made by Megacorp. Ratchet encounters another lombax on his journey. She masquerades as who is thought to be the bad guy for the first half of the game. He must save her about 3/4 into the game from a huge robot called "Giganto-Mech". Near the end, Ratchet has to infiltrate the Megacorp HQ and defeat the giant mutated protopet (Final boss). After that is done, Qwark takes all the credit and pisses Ratchet off. After that adventure, Qwarks old nemesis Dr.Nefarious returns to eliminate Qwark. As the game is progressed to a certain point, Nefarious learns that Ratchet's after him. After that is learned, Nefarious makes a "bio-bliterater". That turns anyone into a robot on the planet. At the final destination in that game Ratchet and Clank defeat Nefarious ant the transformed Bio-bliterater (it transformed into a fat humanshape robot that shoots misiles). After that The game ends, the credits roll and glory is the players. The bad news for all gamecube or Xbox players is that the trilogy was only released on the PS2; Ratchet and clank 1 in 2002, Ratchet and Clank 2 in 2003 and Ratchet and clank 3 in November 2004.
by Nefarious^^ January 27, 2005
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Man: "THAT BLOODY CLANKER BURNED DOWN OUR VILLAGE!"
Other Man:"BLOW THAT CLANKA OUT OF THE SKY!"
Man: "THAT BLOODY CLANKER BURNED DOWN OUR VILLAGE!"
Other Man:"BLOW THAT CLANKA OUT OF THE SKY!"
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2. I haven't played Ratchet and Clank since the PS2 games.
2. I haven't played Ratchet and Clank since the PS2 games.
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Get the cawk mug.A condiment. Can also be used as a sexual lubricant, art supply, weak adhesive, vitamin supplement, and baking soda substitute.
Has a tangy, vibrant taste. Is dark green in color. Can be found at your local Rosauers, if you ask for it specifically.
In 1986 there was controversy as to whether it should be banned in several European countries due to mild hallucinogenic properties. However the scientists had confused clackle sauce with an unrelated substance by the same name and interest in the sauce eventually subsided. Clackle sauce remains legal throughout Europe.
Has a tangy, vibrant taste. Is dark green in color. Can be found at your local Rosauers, if you ask for it specifically.
In 1986 there was controversy as to whether it should be banned in several European countries due to mild hallucinogenic properties. However the scientists had confused clackle sauce with an unrelated substance by the same name and interest in the sauce eventually subsided. Clackle sauce remains legal throughout Europe.
Clackle sauce is used in many popular food products including the children-oriented cereal 'Clackle Pops' and several brands of clackle flavored chips.
It is also a main ingredient in many whole wheat breads.
It is also a main ingredient in many whole wheat breads.
by ClackleFriends February 2, 2009
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