by LadyLooner December 4, 2015
Get the claresha mug.Oxford united player most commonly known on fifa 11 for being the shittist goalie on the game. Some say a person with no arms or legs could do better and i think they are not far off the truth. Many still live in hope that he might brake both his arms that way he might improve.
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Spectator 1: OH NO something terrible has happend
Spectator 2: What?
Spectator 1:Ryan Clarke is in Goal.....
Spectator 2:God save us all
Spectator 1: OH NO something terrible has happend
Spectator 2: What?
Spectator 1:Ryan Clarke is in Goal.....
Spectator 2:God save us all
by samsfat June 8, 2011
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Being with friends or in a meeting and suddenly disappearing without logical explanation or excuse ...
to pull a Clark Kent
A) Boy, Andrew was in such a rush this morning. Where did he go anyway?
B) You know Andrew, sneaky as always
A) He really pulled a Clark Kent on us, didn't he ?
B) Yes, Rupert he did
A) Boy, Andrew was in such a rush this morning. Where did he go anyway?
B) You know Andrew, sneaky as always
A) He really pulled a Clark Kent on us, didn't he ?
B) Yes, Rupert he did
by Dato Macabee 1982 November 10, 2009
Get the to pull a Clark Kent mug.To pass a large number of vehicles at a high rate of speed across the yellow line with oncoming traffic bearing down.
Refers to Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's awesomely aggressive driving style.
The polar opposite of James May's driving style.
Refers to Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson's awesomely aggressive driving style.
The polar opposite of James May's driving style.
Guy: Why are you shaking?
Other Guy: Its from adrenaline. I just Jeremy Clarkson'd the hell out of like 15 people.
Guy: Nice!
Other Guy: Its from adrenaline. I just Jeremy Clarkson'd the hell out of like 15 people.
Guy: Nice!
by norelationtothestig November 13, 2011
Get the jeremy clarkson'd mug.Name of a person who is GORGEOUS, smart, sincere, trustworthy, charismatic, and incredibly HILARIOUS! A Clarissa can always make you feel better when you're down. Clarissa's usually have brunette hair, blue eyes, and a nice ass. She is someone you can talk to on the phone for DAYS, and you still feel like there is more to tell her. She makes the funniest jokes that create lifelong memories with her closest friends! She has many different laughs, (probably like ten), but they all make you die, cry, and pee your pants. Clarissa's are usually cowgirls and they love the country. She loves hanging out with friends and dancing to music. She always makes the right decisions in life, and they help their friends go down the right path in life as well. Clarissa's will end up being friends with you for the rest of your life, so don't mess up the friendship by dumb drama, because you will never EVER find someone as great as her that you can call your best friend and sister.
Cade: Oh my gosh did you see Clarissa today?
Eric: No why?
Cade: She looked SUPER PRETTY and her ass was awesome!
Eric: Dude get out of here! Are you serious?
Cade: Heck ya I am! Gosh I love her eyes too!
Eric: Yeah, You like that?!?!
Cade: Yes, yes I do Eric. I'd be lucky to have a girl like her.
Eric: Me too. Too bad she's too good for us.
Eric: No why?
Cade: She looked SUPER PRETTY and her ass was awesome!
Eric: Dude get out of here! Are you serious?
Cade: Heck ya I am! Gosh I love her eyes too!
Eric: Yeah, You like that?!?!
Cade: Yes, yes I do Eric. I'd be lucky to have a girl like her.
Eric: Me too. Too bad she's too good for us.
by NancyKerrigan August 31, 2013
Get the Clarissa mug.A school that you can’t decide if it’s ghetto or not. Perfect for the nearest white heterosexual male that dresses in only off white, bape and supreme. Go into the bathroom to find one of these specimens ripping the closest juul. There will be at least 6 different people in a class that could sell you drugs. You will also see that most clark kids are good friends with upperclassmen at plano sr. and consistently party. Here you will find diverse ethnicity’s therefore you can’t stereotype clark by race. Either way you won’t see the same person twice in the hall
by Haha what February 26, 2019
Get the Clark High School mug.Someone with auburn hair who frequently masturbates and and spreads the residue onto his pasty body.
It is also a famous sex position in which men try to fill a woman's holes while at the same time vomiting in each other's mouths. The men are preferably of German decent and are too of the auburn race. When finished it is customary to finish off the remaining vomit with a cool glass of beer while discussing the daily news and sport.
It is also a famous sex position in which men try to fill a woman's holes while at the same time vomiting in each other's mouths. The men are preferably of German decent and are too of the auburn race. When finished it is customary to finish off the remaining vomit with a cool glass of beer while discussing the daily news and sport.
"They gave her a richard clarkson"
"What a richard clarkson"
"I finished in richard clarkson-esque fashion"
"What a richard clarkson"
"I finished in richard clarkson-esque fashion"
by funnyman23 September 23, 2009
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