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Christist

Cult members that are told by a flimflam man that Jesus is in his/their image and that He wants exactly what the shaman at the front of the congregation wants. Christists completely believe that they are Christians but have no ability to understand any actual meaning of any words or intent in the Bible.
Pat Robertson and PTL is a cult and the poor fools that listen to him and send him money are nothing but a bunch of Christists and a danger to democracy.
by Kilgore A Trout November 20, 2014
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Butt Crusties

A flaky substance that comes out of the butt after u don't wash it for a month.

Good on spaghetti also known as parmesan cheese.
Those are some juicy butt crusties u have there.
by Lance_is_my_fucking_bae_210 March 16, 2017
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ChristieCare

A treatment center for kids with mental illnesses and addictions. It is located in Lake oswego, Oregon. Kids stay from a few weeks to several months. it provides a safe place for children and teens in need.
Kids go to ChristieCare who cut themselves, who have bi polar, and drug addictions. Foster children also go.
by psycho93 July 10, 2009
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Christmess

the paper and ribbons and tree needles left all over the house during December
I'd love to have you over but my place is too much of a Christmess disaster area.
by oceanswimmr November 30, 2010
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Linford Christie

I went back to this chicks place last night, but I only got a Linford Christie. Then I fell asleep
by Frankel May 21, 2013
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hagatha christie

A name given to a woman who tries to be a detective but fails miserably..she thinks she has all the mysteries solved but in the end everything is completely the opposite
Hagatha Christie caused my marriage to fail! She told my wife I was cheating on her when in fact I was setting up an appointment for a couples message.
by Spyder1550 September 21, 2013
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Crustiosis

An airbourne disease spread by crusty persons. Common sympoms are peeling of skin on face and/or genital areas.
"Do you see that girllllll ? She gave half our school crustiosis just by looking at them."
by Jorge Montana March 9, 2010
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