An over commercialized holiday where you are morally obliged to buy gifts and spend your hard earned money. The only ones who come out ahead on Christmas are the store owners and bankers who hold the 22% interest rates on your credit cards that you used to buy all those fucking gifts.
by Maxwell December 20, 2003
Get the Christmasmug. 
Get the Christmasmug. by Sina_123 December 19, 2017
Get the Christmasmug. Person 1: OMG! Christmas is in a week!
Person 2: I can't wait!
Person 3: GUYS! You have to be thankful on this day!! It was of course..... The day that santa clause was born!!
Person 1: YAYYY
Person 2: I can't wait!
Person 3: GUYS! You have to be thankful on this day!! It was of course..... The day that santa clause was born!!
Person 1: YAYYY
by Yes it is true don't deny it. December 3, 2011
Get the Christmasmug. When you want to end a conversation, change the subject, or don't want to answer the question. Usually said in almost a whisper and it kinda has a ring to it
Bill: Hey, so hows it going
Johnny: christmas
Tammy: So who you taking to the dance
Tim: christmas
Kevin: Do you want to try my moms pie
Ryan: christmas
Kevin: So no
Ryan: how about those Giants
Johnny: christmas
Tammy: So who you taking to the dance
Tim: christmas
Kevin: Do you want to try my moms pie
Ryan: christmas
Kevin: So no
Ryan: how about those Giants
by Jordan7 April 10, 2008
Get the Christmasmug. But I dont wanna go!
by Rhiannon November 28, 2003
Get the Christmasmug. (pl. Christmasses)
1. n. The holiday celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ. Falling conveniently on the 25th of December, supposedly declared by the Catholic Church to eclipse a Pagan holiday (winter solstice) on the same day.
2. n. A heart touching season where gift giving is promoted, and Santa Claus is every youth's hero. Other Christmas icons include: reindeer, snowmen, elves, presents, pine trees, ornaments, tinsel, holy, yule logs, sleighs, mistletoe, carols, noel, angels, golden rings, calling birds, french hens, turtledoves, birds in fruit-bearing trees...........But no, now it's a pile of shit because everyone is making sales and beating the shit outta people for a Lego set for their bitchy children who keep looking at their presents. Why the hell do we give it too children? They already got their basic needs, It means GIVE not to family give it to the less fortunate you selfish assholes.
1. n. The holiday celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ. Falling conveniently on the 25th of December, supposedly declared by the Catholic Church to eclipse a Pagan holiday (winter solstice) on the same day.
2. n. A heart touching season where gift giving is promoted, and Santa Claus is every youth's hero. Other Christmas icons include: reindeer, snowmen, elves, presents, pine trees, ornaments, tinsel, holy, yule logs, sleighs, mistletoe, carols, noel, angels, golden rings, calling birds, french hens, turtledoves, birds in fruit-bearing trees...........But no, now it's a pile of shit because everyone is making sales and beating the shit outta people for a Lego set for their bitchy children who keep looking at their presents. Why the hell do we give it too children? They already got their basic needs, It means GIVE not to family give it to the less fortunate you selfish assholes.
Year 1: Here have some free food to celebrate Jesus's birth HURRAH FOR CHRISTMAS!! :D
Year: 2009: get the FUCK OUT OF THE WAY BEEEEYOTCH!!!
Year: 2009: get the FUCK OUT OF THE WAY BEEEEYOTCH!!!
by ChristmasIsGay December 12, 2009
Get the Christmasmug.