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wat was first the celebration of our lord, Jesus Christ, it is now a celebration toward greed, stress, and disappointment. its not even a christian holiday anymore, seein as how its just an excuse for all religions to get ppl crap instead of celebratin their own holidays.
So basically, we're praisin Santa Claus ans money instead of Jesus Christ, which is not makin Jesus very happy that he did all that shit to save our sinning asses.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e July 23, 2005
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The best freakin' holiday ever! Except it's starting to cross the line from really awesome, to annoying, because it's starting before thanksgiving, more than a month before christmas.
Jeff: Man, Christmas rules!
Ian: Hell yeah it does!

Jesus: Damn you advertisers for stealing my birthday! DAAAAAAAMN YOOOOUU!
by Fantastic Dan November 21, 2005
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An Excuse for Americans to have outrageous parties to get drunk, spend hundreds of dollar for gifts their children want and throw away after a few days and egg nog.
Example isn't needed for the word Christmas as it is stated in the definion. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN NEED ONE!
by APokedex November 05, 2011
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New years celebration dating back to the stone age in europe. When the Catholics decided to convert dark age europe to christianity, they decided to claim that jesus was born on the same day they celebrate new years day and tell them to assume that new years day was a week later.
25th of December
by waffle October 23, 2003
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The best of times, the worst of times. Taking the dark view (plenty of folk to take the bright view), a day of conventional culture-imposed mass hysteria. Families crowd together in small spaces making a specially concentrated stink not to mention fraught atmosphere.

In fact just one day out of 365. Also the reason for millions of birds being kept in very crowded conditions, possibly denied fresh air and daylight. This brought to an abrupt end as abattoirs run red with blood so the Chief Ape can gorge himself silly at annual meatfest. (To be followed by belligerent sounding boxing day and many a boxing day hunt.)
Bloody Christmas again. It's bloody, all right. Never mind, can't be helped. It will pass
by Mr Thick & Thin & Thickly Thin December 24, 2012
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the only time of the year where it is socially acceptable to sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks.
It's Christmas yay!
by Anzelly December 29, 2011
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For Christians its, the celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ. For everyone else its a nice time where people all get presents from Santa and everyone is happy but freezing.
'I'm so excited about Christmas'
by lovepink4010 October 17, 2011
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