A holiday on the 25th of December. It is originally meant to celebrate the birth of Christ, but in recent times has also become a secular holiday of sorts, with Santa Claus as its icon. The celebration of Christmas varies between cultures form highly religious to highly secular, but in the West it is usually a combination. Some say, with good reason, that it has become overly commercial. Though its commercialization is parallel to its secularization, it is not an unavoidable result of secularization.
by Malfacteur December 11, 2003
(N.) The birthday of Jesus Christ and Santa Claus. Also the day when you get presents under the christmas tree. Everyone in the world celebrates Christmas, except Jews, Protestants, and me, cause I'm too poor for Christmas.
by G-Union December 19, 2003
December the twenty-fifth.
A day off work and a christmas bonus, based off a few bad calculations as to the birthday of the Christ.
A day off work and a christmas bonus, based off a few bad calculations as to the birthday of the Christ.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 07, 2004
The planet has been blown up to make room for an interstellar bypass...must be Christmas, never could get the hang of Christmas
by S. A. Jackson December 25, 2007
Husband: how much money did u spend this year on the gifts for Christmas honey?
Wife: idk, probably about $10,000.
Husband: stupid bitch! We're already in debt $5,000!!
(The family files for unemployment 2 weeks later)
Wife: idk, probably about $10,000.
Husband: stupid bitch! We're already in debt $5,000!!
(The family files for unemployment 2 weeks later)
by meth0d man December 25, 2010

