The jolliest time of the year!
"Mom what am I getting for Christmas?". "Why should I tell you? and I'm getting you nothing because your still grounded".
by faze_buttcracks November 9, 2018
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The day dedicated to commemorating the birth of Jesus Christ.

It is set on December 25th. People often confuse the origin of that date with the birth of a sun god from a pagan religion, but it is just a coincidence and not the case.

December 25th was picked as Christmas day because it is 9 months away (March 25th) from the start of Virgin Mary's pregnancy (in the sixth month of Elizabeth's pregnancy with John the Baptist, according to Luke 1:26). It's also the reason why some church decided that Christmas is on January 6th, because they believe Virgin Mary start her pregnancy on April 6th.
by Haybrid November 7, 2019
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A question asked at every New Mexican restaurant.
Waitress at Garcia's kitchen: Are you ready to order?
Me: yes ma'am I would like the Chicken Fajita burrito smothered
Waitress: okay would you like that smothered in Red,Green or Christmas chile?
Me: Christmas please.
by 505Burqueña575 May 3, 2021
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The day that your parents will threaten taking away all year. Good Luck getting through spring cleaning without getting it taken away.
IT. IS. CHRISTMAS!!
by cookiemons December 12, 2018
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starts NOV 1 !
OCT 31 : Can’t wait till my Halloween party starts!

NOV 1 : All my Christmas decor is set up!

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by el :) November 4, 2019
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why do we waist money on people, when we could waist it on ourselves on Christmas
by BigDragon33 December 31, 2020
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some day where you get gifts and shit
I GOT AN iPHONE 8 FOR CHRISTMAS FAM LMFAO SHIT IS LIT
by Abattoirofficial December 26, 2015
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