chopping cookies

Basically another term for jerking off. If you put cookies in a cup of ice cream and use the spoon to "chop the cookies", it looks like you're masturbating.

Hey Doug you look tired. You look like you were chopping cookies all night

by O÷ May 21, 2018

choosing lesser evil

A set scenarios that you have to choose whatever hurts less.

Officer Mark was forced to choosing lesser evil between killing the dope pusher Mang Kanor, or shooting his corrupt buddy Officer Jerry.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 4, 2018

Chopping Cheddar

Chopping Cheddar:(Informal) is the act of Making/counting large amounts of Money!..

A yo, you see son on the corner?..That fool stays "Chopping Cheddar" ALL DAY!
...He stays getting Money!

by SadBastad August 23, 2022

dick chopping

when you cut off a penis with sharp object

My boyfriend cheated on me so I went dick chopping.

by ENTXawp January 27, 2018

cheezit chopping

The think you do when your a dumbass hilljack

Who’s that? That’s cheezit chopping landon

by Mr.Hilljack November 16, 2019

chopping onions

What people do when they watch videos like the deaf girl who could hear for the first time.

"Oh my god, it's so beautiful. You know, chopping onions and all."

by IMJUSTSOPASSIONATE February 14, 2012

Chopping the cheese

Dance move that involves both hands. holding the left hand up and moving the right hand in a chopping/karate motion towards the left hand. You can then ask if they want some crackers for that cheese, and repeat the motion.

I was chopping the cheese all night long at the bar.

by JMEP23 November 16, 2009