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Chopsing 

Talking incessantly or for an extended period.
Is he still chopsing to his mates? That boy has more chops than Sainsburys!
Chopsing by Buxom_Monkey September 3, 2012
To engage in or encourage the practice of secretly filming lady parts via the upskirt method.
I got caught choping the other day, but it's cool as it's not a crime in the UK apparently.

I tried to chope her, but she was wise to it and punched my in the throat.

I just choped that woman, but it wasn't a woman so I sent the clip to Jacob.
Choping by Monty-The-Cat June 17, 2018

Chopping timber

The act of defecating. A way to let others know that you're going to go drop the dueces like a sweaty lumberjack.
If you guys need me, I'll be in the basement chopping timber.
Chopping timber by CbenC September 10, 2009

Choosing 

When a person has multiple options (dating) and picks based on the current or momentary want, need, time or circumstance. Often times, the choice is based on a material (when women are choosing) or sexual (when men are choosing) gain.
Tasha, you know I’ve been wanting to take you out but you stay choosing and entertaining other men.
Choosing by YogagODDess December 4, 2020
The act of taking an unwanted photograph of a woman's genitals by placing a camera under their skirt. Also known as upskirting.

Named after Conservative MP and full time scumbag Sir Christopher Chope who blocked a bill to make the practice illegal.
Did you see that pervert choping that woman?
Choping by Dan the Flan June 16, 2018

Karate chopping the meatloaf. 

Fingering the female genitalia. An intense, and sensual motion. A subtle analogy for fingering.
He karate chopped the meatloaf last night.

She was karate chopping the meatloaf.