Champagne Dream

Noun. A grandiose desire to obtain some or all first-class indulgences that are completely out of reach due to financial burden or strain, causing either maxed-out credit lines and / or leeching on to someone who is well-funded.

Ex.

Chris: "Wow. He's giving Casanova a run for his money the way he seduces these trust fund women."

Bailey: "Yeah, but his champagne dream will dry up when they leave him down and out."

by ImperialSaint77 June 10, 2013

champagne flush

A champagne flush is a sexual act shared between two ladies and the finest bottle of Champagne money can buy. It is similar to an enema except with a carbonated twist.

First, the bottle of bubbly is shaken with gusto. Next the panties of the lucky lady is removed, the cork popped from the bubbly and the bottle (neck end) is inserted deep into the old hotdog wallet by the other lady.

The pressure of the spraying champagne will loosen up the vaginal canal and flush out any nasty old tampons and semen.

You'll be gushing to try it.

"Oh Gypsy, I'm feeling a little slimy downstairs."

"Well Ginger, I'll pop on out to the shops and grab a bottle of Moët."

"You are going to give me a champagne flush aren't you Gypsy?"

"Why of course Ginger!"

by Very Dirty Sanchez March 16, 2014

Rug Chomper

Lesbian muff action or fishing for carpet.

she's a rug chomper.

by MEESHEEE March 22, 2009

San Diego Champagne Suprise

The act of occluding the tip of ones penis with your thumb when you ejaculate at last minute, in the same manner you would if covering the end of champaign bottle or garden hose. Thus spraying the female/male recipient in the face with an unexpected, unpredictable goo splatter.

I spiced things up a little bit last night and gave Lisa the San Diego Champagne Suprise when I came on her face. She didn't see it coming.

by Dingerking June 15, 2021

go chimpanzee

When someone pisses you off and you rip off their face.

Upon seeing my husband's ex-wife I had to go chimpanzee and rip off her face.

by pfc. snowball November 13, 2009

champagne room

A room in a strip club where you get a bunch of girls for yourself and as much champagne as you want so that you get shitfaced. It normally costs around 100-300 dollars to get in there.

Even though there are hella strippers naked in the champagne room, there is no sex allowed.

by natedoggggggggggg July 23, 2005

American champagne

The soft drink Coca Cola.

On our trip to Paris I told the waiter I'd like a Coke and he said "Ah, American champagne."

by Lavinia November 11, 2005