Chevrolet

Can't Handle Even Volari Races Or Left Eating Turds.

An automotive manufacturing company that produces economical vehicles for the blind/deaf/dumb population of the world.

Bystander 1: Whats that leaking from that chevrolet cavaqueer over there?

Bystander 2: Everything. Now lets run, before it sets the one next to it on fire, and we all die in an explosion of plastic, and cheaply produced shrapnel.

by OIIIIIIIO December 1, 2006

Chevrolet

The biggest peice of shit car to ever be made. One which when hits a mild turn rolls at first turn of the wheel crushing everyone inside with its dodgey interior. A car for anyone with no actual knowledge of auto mobiles who whenever they see a car on the street shout out the name of the model pronouncing it entirely incorrect. A car for dirty rednecks with an IQ of 54.

Hey Rob look its a piece of shit on wheels.
No George dont be silly thats a CHEVROLET!

by george simpson June 18, 2008

Chevrolet

C.H.E.V.R.O.L.E.T- Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques

Look at that guy with his new Inline 4 chevrolet, i will give it another week before it brakes down

by Harvard_Dropout November 16, 2019

Gary Cherone

Lead singer of the great 80's band called Extreme. Extreme eventually broke up ,Cherone replaced Sammy Hagar and brought on the death of Van Halen

I'd rather listen to that Van Hagar shit than Gary Cherone

by frat January 3, 2005

chevrolet

The best, fastest, highest performance, smoothest running,not sounding like a sewing machine piece of shit Ford, car and/or engine on the planet as long as it was made before 1978.

True Story: My dad gave me a 1973 Chevrolet Blazer with 4-wheel drive and full removable top all the way back from the top of the windshield like a convertible car. This early SUV, because of its era, is equipped with a real engine, not some little momma's boy 6 banger or 4 banger child's toy. This truck has a 1968 Chevy Camaro 350cc V8 in it that has all the same parts that it had the very day it was shipped from the factory 40 years ago. When I recieved it it had sat in a field with no hood for 15 years and not been started once, let alone ran or driven. I went out and replaced the battery and started the truck the same day I got it and it ran like it was brand new after 25 years of service and 15 years of outright neglect. I've been driving it for a year now and all ive done since then is replace the oil and Im about to give it a tune up.

(Ford never made anything like the older Blazer with a fully removable top except their ugly ass Bronco and only 2 models of them have that. Fucking piecer, they've got the wheel base of a Sherman tank, you can take a wide corner at 30 with the piece of shit and it'll damn near flip.) So for all of you who still want to say that Ford (who by the way was a racist, a segregationist and anti American supporter of Hitler, whose tanks were built by none other than Ford motor company)is better I have only one thig to say; prove it.

by AJ 18 January 12, 2008

Chevrolet Lumina

Mid-size, 4-door car, made by GM. One of the toughest, longest lasting sedans GM has ever made.

My family has a 96 Chevrolet Lumina, runs like it did when we drove it off the lot! It been everyone favorite car, and hate passing it down. best hand-me-down i've ever got!

by SassyGrass70 January 28, 2009

cherrone

A beautiful women who is on the top of her. And wont let anyone control her because she is the control. She always smiles around a room of people she is loved by. She is her own uquiue and amazing person.

#hey cherrone your looking mighty fine today.

by Ninnaxa December 28, 2016