A male who turned 35 years old or is at least 35 years old and has never married or had children. They usually are men who enjoy being single.
Joe: Hey, Hector, you're 36 years old and you never got married?
Hector: Nope, I guess I'm a Certified Bachelor.
Hector: Nope, I guess I'm a Certified Bachelor.
by txmx April 4, 2006
Get the Certified Bachelormug. A certification given to posts on social media that act as if they’re going to garner support, but simply do not.
by brobgonal April 21, 2022
Get the certified flopmug. A Certified demon is someone that exudes stereotypical "alpha/sigma" male behaviour or exudes behaviour that can be considered menacing or threatening in both a positive and negative connotation.
Person 1: "Did you see how Harold got the best grade on the test without even studying?"
Person 2: "Yeah he's a certified demon for that."
Person 2: "Yeah he's a certified demon for that."
by ShadowGoldGang January 18, 2022
Get the Certified demonmug. by ThaxTruth August 20, 2008
Get the Certified Officialsmug. A girl or guy that's have been used before but been refurbished a certified pre-owned of one choice to consider. few years old with low mile like not a lot drama.
by CPO2017 January 27, 2017
Get the certified preownedmug. A beauty that always sends it for the boys, ultimately you’re always willing to contiuously send it.
Harold: Hey man, I don’t know what to do
Harrison: just send it for the boys
Harold: sounds like a plan
Harrison: you’re a certified sender
Harrison: just send it for the boys
Harold: sounds like a plan
Harrison: you’re a certified sender
by Harold/Harrison December 5, 2017
Get the Certified Sendermug. 