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Cascadia

Cascadia is a country that has been invaded and occupied by the British, Spanish, Russians, Americans, Mexicans and Canadians since the 1600's. It prevails in its wishes for a greener planet and technology innovations while remaining a place of agriculture and beautiful scenery. It is currently split between the USA with Alaska, Washington, Idaho, Oregon, North California, and West Montana. Cascadia houses large company's such as Microsoft, Starbucks and Alaska Airlines. Cascadia continues to wish to be free with many accounts on Instagram preaching that Cascadian wish and promise.

Flag: The Douglas Fir
National Anthem: O'Cascadia & Cascadia Forever
Capitol (most said): Olympia
Cascadia is the country on the north pacific coast of North America.
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Cascada

Possibly the worst "techno" artist out there. Cascada is not techno however is euro-trance, also known as cheese trance, because of the use of recycled loops. Everytime We Touch is not the biggest songs of 2006, that's because it was already made in 1992 by Maggie Reilly. Everytime We Touch is nothing spectacular because it's just a bunch of recycled junk. She did not write it, however just "remade" it for all those pre-teens squirming for attention who just don't know the difference between real "techno" and Cascada. Unforunately, she continues to recycle old tunes like never before and continues to become one of the most infamous groups to degrade the sound of electronic dance music.

Let me restate the definition of techno:

Techno: A word describing a genre of electronic music that sprung up in detroit and europe around the same time (early 80's). Was (and Is) characterized by a 4/4 drum kick beat (varies), mechanicalistic effects and drum patterns from drum machines and synths, occaisional bassline, melody of various kinds, and a repititive feel.

Please, those of you who do use the word techno for everything electronic--don't. (credit to psytrancer)

And for the record, Cascada is not the best techno artist, they do not fit under the techno category, you dolt.
Ignorant person: Cascada is the BEST techno artist ever!
Smart person: Cascada blows.
by Snak3st May 25, 2006
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cascading

The act of simultaneously pooping on the lap and in between the legs of another person pooping.

Though commonly done with two people, the limits to cascading are endless. It really only depends on how many people the person on the bottom can have on his or her lap.
I used to read magazines while pooping, but ever since I started cascading with my roommates I haven't read a single page.
by SpringBreak10 September 22, 2010
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Cascadian American

Cascadian American- Name given to those who live in the Cascadian mountain range other names for “ Cascadian Americans” is hick,redneck,outlaw,hillbilly and country boy or girl
well you see I’m not a hick I’m a Cascadian American but I understand your confusion
by The Cascadian American February 10, 2019
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Cascadence

A rock/pop band based out of Freehold, New Jersey.

Cascadence, formed by lead guitarist and vocalist Johnny Oak, is known for their original songs full of catchy hooks, multi-layered sound and lyrics most everyone can relate to.

Johnny, an aspiring producer, is responsible for the band's amazingly professional sounding recordings considering they are recorded in his humble home studio.

Check out the band on all your social sites and add them, friend them, become a fan and follow them everywhere.
"Cascadence is such an awesome band, I'm happy I've got their music on my iPod so I can rock out all day to them."
by Cassie B February 4, 2010
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Cascadesque

A musical group with many alternative genres implemented into their music, not simply confined to one genre or style.
"What genre would you say Tomorrow's Tessellations is?"
"I'd say Cascadesque."
by Draco923 June 3, 2020
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scaling the cascades

When you attempt to mount and tItty fuck a woman at least a foot taller than you are
Joe: she's a bit tall for my liking

Karl: nothing wrong with scaling the cascades
by supadoop June 7, 2016
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