Male Offspring of a Female Canine

A polite way to say Son of A Bitch

He's a male offspring of a female canine.

by BEKBEK January 17, 2009

Canine Peanut Butter Surprise

When one covers their penis in peanut butter and let's their dog friend lick it off.

Fido was in a treat once Justin decided to prepare a Canine Peanut Butter Surprise for him.

by Frostitute February 27, 2015

What bizarre act is the canine performing?

A phrase used by British people use when perplexed about what a dog is doing.

"Allow me to receive a mint." "Allow me to receive one as well." "let me obtain one as well." "Splendid!" "Jolly good show!" "What bizarre act is the canine performing?"

by sigma sugma September 8, 2021

Canine bidet

When you smear peanut butter on your chocolate starfish after pinching a loaf to entice a dog to lick it off, thus cleaning your ass.

I usually prefer the canine bidet to a regular one, but I ran out of skippy.

by Milkbones August 22, 2019

Canine poetry

Poems or writing that use dogs, other canines, biting and barking as a metaphor.

"I relate to a lot of canine poetry"

"I love you like a dog."

"I will bark about the ache until it goes away, you will not know peace until my skin if off."

"W is for wolf, no one likes him at all."

by Rott.dpunk February 17, 2024

canine clawing

Having Doggy Style sex but you dig your nails into your partners side even if it breaks skin and causes bleeding

Dude, my girl looked like a tiger after I was done canine clawing her last night.

by LeonidusRade February 15, 2023

canine-communication channeling

Refers to where ya casually "say sumpin' to da dog" in order to less-directly convey said remark to one or more fellow humans within earshot.

A classic example of "canine-communication channeling" would be to tell da family pooch to let a recently-arrived visitor alone so dat he can relax after performing a stressful/exhausting task for you; what you are really meaning is to express regret and gratitude to said weary person for his so-greatly exerting himself on your behalf.

by QuacksO0 May 31, 2025