Colbertwich

Whipped cream between two (2) Pringles like a sandwich;
as seen on The Colbert Report on March 30, 2010.

Guy 1) I've got all this whipped cream and Pringles.

Guy 2) Make a Colbertwich!

by Drevyek March 31, 2010

Colbert Control

When you have ultimate control over your facial movements when presented with absolute hilarious situations/moments. The flawless poker-face.

Sally had Colbert Control when she convinced the drunkest group of people at a party that she was being hunted down by vicious ninja bears and that she needed their help.

by misszombie June 1, 2011

Brian Culbertson

Brian Culbertson (born January 12, 1973) is a musician and instrumentalist from Decatur, Illinois, United States. Son of jazz band director and trumpeter Jim Culbertson, Brian's instruments include the keyboard and trombone.

Brian Culbertson is one of the best smooth jazz artists ever!

by smektala ahmed June 5, 2011

Dirty Calvert

A Dirty Calvert is when a bisexual girl eats a man’s taint as if it were a vagina.

My girlfriend gave me a dirty Calvert last night! I didn’t know she was bisexual!

by Dj_notsonice December 7, 2022

The Colbert Report

Pronounced with silent T's at the end of both words.

The Colbert Report is a television show on Comedy Central that airs at 11:30 PM, Eastern Time. Starring Stephen Colbert, the show makes fun of media pundits who comment on news stories.

line that starts every show: "This is the Colbert Report!"

by aaronak May 13, 2006

Stephen Colbert

A sandwich consisting of two original Pringles on the outside and original Redi Whip in the middle.

"I want that named after me Stephen Colbert when it catches on."

by big dew March 31, 2010

Calvert Screenname

n.

A secondary AIM or AOL screen name set up intentionally to talk to people in your life who you'd prefer not seeing your normal comical or revealing away messages and/or buddy info profiles.

i.e; A screen name set up to talk to Mom, Dad, Grandma, Professor Thomas, or anyone else in your life that you dont want to know your having a jerk-circle friday night.

sentance:

christian_smilez: hey tim
Timber4limber: who this?
christian_smilez: ashley
Timber4limber: oh...
Timber4limber: wheres the pics of last night?
Timber4limber: dogz said they were in your proflie
christian_smilez: they are but this is my Calvert screenname i had to talk to gram
Timber4limber: oh

by Personal_preference September 26, 2005