Courts mum

The courts mum is a rare species residing in one place - the British courts. She’s mid and usually has at least one kid in primary school and two in year 8-10 secondary school. She normally can be seen with a glass of red in her left hand by 12pm and always has this weeks boyfriend by her right hand side. She almost always is smoking fag(s) inside the house and she either has a leather sofa or the classic white one. She has the classic brown grainy carpet and almost always has 1-5 cats.

“Did you see her smoking those fags with the kids in the car”
“Yeah! She was such a bad mum”
“I know right… what a courts mum”

by Leonisgaylmao April 2, 2022

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Courts on

A question used to gauge the verdict on a topic, usually implying a consensus (a “court”).

“Courts on watching Love Island tonight?”
*all those in favor raise their hands*

by Sloppysuzie June 27, 2022

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Coutsy

A boy who wears leggings

This man is such a coutsy

by theterrinator69 October 1, 2022

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Courts man

A courts man is very loyal man, they will always treat you right and will never hurt you

I need a courts man in my life

by Kman’s definitions November 19, 2023

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Coutt

Euphemism for c*nt,especially when referring to woke person who has a position of authority or influence,derived from Coutts Bank debanking Nigel Farage because the directors of the bank disliked his political views.

If GBNEWS is supposed to be right wing why do they have an utter coutt like Michael Crick on their channel?

by The Thegn of Tottington November 28, 2023

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