County Gut

When you go to County Jail and come out fatter because the only food available makes you fat.

1. Yo girl, what's up with that county gut?
2. I can't move with this country gut.

by chupon April 19, 2013

County Mice

A subspecies of hood rats, the county mouse is a person who may be found in suburban areas, living the "thug life". County mice have infested most non-urban biomes, especially those not already settled into by their superior, the hood rat. The county mice population can be spotted while popping wheelies in parking lots, waiting at the bus stop, or, when on the move, jaywalking. This wild species will seek mates in "thots" and compete for their attention. They typically communicate in their native calls, and tend to participate in activities of "niggativity"

Jaylen: "Look at those ghetto kids over there"
Maya: " I hate County Mice"

by LesFashionistas August 25, 2015

county upper school

The breeding ground for twats who have not yet realised their full potential of the #420BlazeIt clan thus must pass the entry exams of faze in order to learn the powers of shrek's infinite marijuana stash. Furthermore it hosts lots of events such as the annual human centipede and the weekly orgy in our central library. Next to this library you will find a lovely car park where everyone is free to dog as long as they cum in under 5 minutes.

Guy1: You got into county upper school?
Guy2: Yeah, Im gonna be the dankest guy around

by CarlosChuck October 13, 2016

County Flush

Technique for immediately flushing the toilet after taking a shit, to eliminate lingering odors. Used in most county jails due to all cells sharing ventilation.

Unless you wanna get your ass beat, you better give that toilet a county flush.

by Kennyrivs January 20, 2017

county employee

A government employee that is overworked and grossly underpaid. Counties generally have an employee shortage while expecting the productivity of a full workforce while paying them wages that would have been adequate twenty years ago.

Sarah- I should hook up with Fred. He works so much so he must be loaded with cash!

Jessica- No he’s broke; He’s a county employee.

by Natespartan3777 December 30, 2017

county clam

It’s one of those sluts that is bigger than the town pump.

Man Tina is just a slut but Crystal she’s just a county clam Who has double her numbers in dicks taken!

by Sevenisfunny May 28, 2018

county spread

County spread is a meal made in prison (usually county) from Ramen noodles and any canned meat bought from commissary with enough meat added until it resembles the meal it is intended to resemble.

"County spread for the muscle, couple marks on my knuckles, puttin niggas on bunk status."
ScHoolboy Q Tookie Knows II

by Gr52vyGankgsta June 10, 2018