corned

getting fucked up from beer or other such substances that shorten one's life...short for "cornholed."

Mike: "you gonna git corned tonite?"
Dynamic Duo in unison: "no, i mean yeah."

by cheezdribble December 10, 2008

Coiled

The feeling of anger after a bad situation has occured.

I was so fucking coiled after that donkey called my all-in with 7-2 and won.

by TBaytilted April 3, 2009

corned beef curtains

A pair of labia or flaps that are exposed when the vag is at rest.

I can see your corned beef curtains but you legs are together!!

by Mick Frappell July 14, 2006

Chinedu

Usually a guy who is chill.Although, In rare cases can be a girl ,who is not the most beautiful but really pretty and charming, has an awesome smile plus a sense of humor and is quite smart. She's got some ass. A wonderful friend, someone to hang out with and great at sport.

Chinedu please pass me the salt.

by DefinerLO May 23, 2014

Corned Back Sewer Trout

Describes a giant turd...that just so happens to be full of corn from last nights dinner.....Usually splashes you with it's fin upon release.

Dude....be careful, someone set a corned back sewer trout loose in there.....

by Boltneck May 6, 2009

Coied

Coied is produced when two people born with amazingness come into existence. The coied only gets stronger the closer they are. It can be used and is as addictive as heroin, cocaine, meth. Ect.

Megan was the one who had most coied...
And megan was the coiedest of everyone especially noah.

by Lamo #1 July 25, 2017

Cooned

When you cum in a girl's eye and her makeup runs all over her face and eyes (like the dark hair of a raccoon).

My girlfriend was going to clean the makeup off her face with water; I Cooned her instead

by amopcoon May 31, 2018