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cock bench

A male jail ho who is constantly sexually abused up the anus, he may be on his hands and knees in the form of a bench.
Hey man i hear your dad got cock benched in jail last night, i bet he got filled with at least a litre of jizz
by Mark spark September 28, 2004
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Bench Dropping

The art of mentally and physically pressurising a group of people off a bench in order for you to sit down on it. May involve activites such as crowding around the desired bench.
'my legs are knackered, were gonna have to do some bench dropping'
by Big Willy 12 January 27, 2010
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Benching

(Irish origin)For a girl to sit on a guys lap facing him while Making out
Girl 1 Did ya meet him at core(disco)

girl 2 yea I was benching him for ages
by Soph101 February 4, 2017
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benchnaldo

A word that is used to make fun of the Portuguese football player Cristiano Ronaldo, as he is benched in a lot of matches
Did you watch the euros final?
Yes, benchnaldo was on the bench as usual
by messi-goat10 July 18, 2023
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short bench

A term used typically to describe a team of people consisting of fewer than the usual number attributed to that group. It can be applied to any similar situation.

Derived largely from the hockey world where players sit on a "bench" when not playing (see benched) and occasionally field a team with fewer teammates than ideally necessary, either due to players not showing up for the game or by the coach's decision.
Hockey:
Even though our playoff finals were on a holiday weekend, we won our championship game despite the short bench.

Other:
Due to the last long weekend, we have a short bench at our beach house this coming weekend.
by pihmpdaddi May 28, 2008
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LGR Benchmark

The act of running Duke Nukem 3D on a PC for demonstration purposes
Did your PC pass the LGR Benchmark?
by ThePurpleDart September 5, 2017
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Bus Bench Buddhist

A person who advertises that they are a Buddhist for attention or clout. Referencing how real estate agents rent bus benches to advertise their business and have their face seen.
The Buddhist teacher could have easily made a video without splashing their face all over but it was obvious they were really a bus bench Buddhist and it was all about their ego and trying to come across as wise.
by Quif Chang Caine June 12, 2023
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