Surprise buttsecks

If someone denies you anal all you have to do is take it from them. It's not rape if you say surprise!

They will enjoy the pleasure so much they will show you their tears of joy

If they cry, use the tears as lubrication or as a punishment use no lube at all.

Surprise Buttsecks:

Guy: Baby, can I stick it in your pooper?
Girl: No because it will hurt.
Guy: I'll be gentle, I'll go slow.
Girl: I said no, I told you to stop asking.
Guy: Oh well......SURPRISE!!
Girl: OMG! , STOP!, NO!
Guy: When you say no, all I hear is, "No don't stop"
Girl: This is rape!
Guy: I said surprise and it's not rape if you say surprise.

by Siimp January 24, 2010

8 finger buttlock

While doing a chick, to put your thumbs on each side of her hip, while your 8 fingers reach over, grabbing her ass with such intensity it causes a "buttlock"

That was the best 8 finger buttlock I've ever had

by Mysticgrunt September 20, 2005

Spankable buttocks

_____backside that needs, or has the ability of being deserving of swift strikes.

Because Bobby was such a misbehaving lad, he had the most spankable buttocks in town.

by Bob Lewis August 22, 2006

buttlick

An insult. Closely related to butthead or butt sniffer or shithead. This word has a very general use. See also Sackbate, scroteface, nadlick, fuckbate, shitlick, fucklick, and fuckbate.

Dad, I'm going to take the fucking trash out you buttlick.

by Steve January 30, 2004

buttsecks

When a Male sticks his wanky in another person (or animal's) Poopchute.

Eshold1 and -Pyroblaze- said they had some sweet love on the ign boards, pointing to buttsecks.

by BriankidGC August 31, 2003

surprise buttsecks metal cover

the best song of history

spy:gentelmen bang your heads
me:*agressive head banging*
surprise buttsecks metal cover is best metal cover
it is song about surprise buttsecks

by raybeez February 11, 2022

bottocks

buttocks is your bottom/rear end/butt/ass

shake that bottocks girl

by sailing and sea-manship December 27, 2008