Mr. Bates

when you ask for "Master Bates" on the phone at a bar/restaurant, the dude will go around asking where "Masturbates" is.

Is Mr. Bates at this table?

by Meepster May 30, 2015

butseks

A funny misspelling of "butt sex". Used sometimes in funny internet pictures depicting animals trying to talk like humans. Because of their diminished brain power, they talk/type like an uneducated person.

We iS haviNg angRy buTsEks in u roOm!

by TimboTheAllMightyFromLimbo May 2, 2008

Making Bagel Bites

The art involving making bagel bites..
1. Preheat oven to 450 degrees F
2. When that temp is acheived place cookie tray of 9 bagel bites in for 10 minutes
3. Take out and let cool
4. Rub them on your face and dance

Oooo i jus' love making bagel bites

by Dikembe Mutumbo March 23, 2004

bute

A gorgeous woman,man,lover,car,friend,house.

Look at that woman over there, what a Bute.
Being pleasant to someone: Good morning Bute.
Take a liking to someone:Well hello Bute.
Hey son that car you have brought is a Bute.

by Paul Swindells. May 18, 2006

boo boo bites

they p torch

when the booty meat start swing, dats when the boo boo bites the most torch

by kekemboi October 16, 2018

snake bites

When someone gets two peircings on their lower lip. One on the right side and one on the left side.

1 - "did you see Ryan? He just got snake bites so he can look hardcore at the concert."

2 - "Really? I was thinking of getting some, but I didn't have the money."

by kirosleepy February 6, 2006

Butsekz or Buttsekz

1.(v) Putting your wang in teh other hole.

y helo thar. butsekz? lolol

by MMBKG September 8, 2003