an idiot, derived from our president
by bob February 26, 2005
He's not a retard. As someone else already pointed out, that's offensive to those who are retarded but struggle on with their lives. George Bush jr. never had to struggle for anything other than to take a shit out of his coke-constipated colon. George Bush jr. CHOOSES to be as dumb as he is, chooses to deal with the people he deals with, chooses to shaft the US public whilst telling them he's celibate. I can only hope that one day he has a heart attack whilst his cock's stuck in the donkey on the white house lawn, so the press find him like that...
Bush said the US had proof Saddam had weapons of mass destruction. 8 months prior to 9/11, Bush had members of the Taleban over to discuss the building of a major section of an oil pipeline through Afghanistan (suprise surprise, now it won't cost so much)
Bush claims to have human rights as his main concern (hence the afghanistan invasion and then iraq) yet continues to ignore widespread human rights abuses in nigeria (but there's oil there, and Shell), saudi arabia (he's still buddies with their rulers though), the sudan (nothing of monetary value there, so who cares eh?), chechnya (ditto), somalia (ditto) and so on. You gotta love his consistency (about the same as oil, i'd say)
Bush claims to have human rights as his main concern (hence the afghanistan invasion and then iraq) yet continues to ignore widespread human rights abuses in nigeria (but there's oil there, and Shell), saudi arabia (he's still buddies with their rulers though), the sudan (nothing of monetary value there, so who cares eh?), chechnya (ditto), somalia (ditto) and so on. You gotta love his consistency (about the same as oil, i'd say)
by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005
1. "Her bush looks like Larry on The 3 Stooges."
2. "President Bush's record smells worse than an unclean bush."
2. "President Bush's record smells worse than an unclean bush."
by creedmoor October 31, 2005
American governmental machine programmed to initiate wars over fictional events,Planted into the presidential seat by a trivial election process which ignored the majority of voters' wishes in which took place in the state ran by his redneck brother.
Programmed to say phrases like:
Programmed to say phrases like:
"We will prevail"
"Saddam is a Tyrant"
"We will find weapons of mass destruction."
"Evil regime"
"We want to make sure Iraqi oil reserves arent harmed,it is a great benefit for the rebuilding of their nation"
and
"I spoke with Dick"
"Saddam is a Tyrant"
"We will find weapons of mass destruction."
"Evil regime"
"We want to make sure Iraqi oil reserves arent harmed,it is a great benefit for the rebuilding of their nation"
and
"I spoke with Dick"
by Sneak-Sneak February 18, 2004
A fucking dumbass given control of the nation if relected by bigger gullable dumbasses may start World War 3.
Bush is a liar and many americans were and still are dumb enough to believe him.
Bush is a liar and many americans were and still are dumb enough to believe him.
see: shit faced bubble headed dofus bybonydic fuck brained ass wiping shit sucking gay ass mother fucking dirty rotten stinkin titty sucking son of a drunken mother fucking bitch
aka : republican
aka : republican
by Gunboy June 10, 2004
a facist pig who cheated his way into office and intends to attack the people that have cruel leaders and steal all their oil and money
Kill Bush!!
by lHlAlTlEl my anti-drug March 08, 2004
See bad
A President who can't find any WMD's although according to the secratery of Defense, "We know exactly where they are...." (Donald Rumsfeld, April 9th, 2003)
A President who can't find any WMD's although according to the secratery of Defense, "We know exactly where they are...." (Donald Rumsfeld, April 9th, 2003)
Bush is "challegnged"
by oompalumpaofdoom April 17, 2004