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by ChrisBlandford April 24, 2011
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Get the blandom mug.Meaning a male who has not yet had sex by the age of 20 or later.
Many choose to remain a Blandoc for a period of time that they see fit (for many, this means until they are married, or find someone they love), others are a Blandoc due to not yet having had the chance to lose their virginity. A Blandoc is often seen as a rare and beautiful thing.
1. A Blandoc who has not yet engaged in sex because they are waiting for true love.
2. A Blandoc who has not yet engaged in sex because they are so socially crippled that whenever they are around the opposite sex they begin to hiss and fart uncontrollably.
3. A Blandoc who has not yet engaged in sex because they are too young.
4. A Blandoc who has not yet engaged in sex because they are waiting for marriage.
5.A man who has not been penetrated. He can be identified by the presence of a Buhymen or Mangina(usually).
Many choose to remain a Blandoc for a period of time that they see fit (for many, this means until they are married, or find someone they love), others are a Blandoc due to not yet having had the chance to lose their virginity. A Blandoc is often seen as a rare and beautiful thing.
1. A Blandoc who has not yet engaged in sex because they are waiting for true love.
2. A Blandoc who has not yet engaged in sex because they are so socially crippled that whenever they are around the opposite sex they begin to hiss and fart uncontrollably.
3. A Blandoc who has not yet engaged in sex because they are too young.
4. A Blandoc who has not yet engaged in sex because they are waiting for marriage.
5.A man who has not been penetrated. He can be identified by the presence of a Buhymen or Mangina(usually).
1. I am a Blandoc because I'm waiting for my true love before I have sex! I also believe in unicorns.
2. I am NOT a Blandoc! Does cyber-sex count?
3. Dude, I know you like Blandocs, but checking out the pre-schoolers is both creepy and illegal.
4. I'm a Blandoc because God doesn't want me to have sex yet. He also wants you to give me five bucks.
5. I'm a Blandoc because there way to many video games to play still,
2. I am NOT a Blandoc! Does cyber-sex count?
3. Dude, I know you like Blandocs, but checking out the pre-schoolers is both creepy and illegal.
4. I'm a Blandoc because God doesn't want me to have sex yet. He also wants you to give me five bucks.
5. I'm a Blandoc because there way to many video games to play still,
by As If You Didnt Know July 21, 2006
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by Setting Out November 24, 2010
Get the Blandthorn mug.The audience had been anticipating Clapton would close the concert with a soaring rendition of his number one megahit, not the bland finale of Layla performed on solo ukulele and a kazoo.
by Monkey's Dad February 27, 2020
Get the Bland Finale mug.Mr Bland was one of the main character on homestarrunner's webpage and was about of the "Strongest Man in the World Contest" but he was crushed by a falling "Bubs Concession Stand" him and Senor were pretty much replaced with Bubs and are now forgotten characters.
Mr Bland: "Okay.. This is going really well." (gets crushed by some grapes while in the Strongest Man in the world Contest) "oh."
by Stephen DeFilippo December 6, 2006
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