A condition in which a female is in comparable proportion to a bowling pin. The head, breasts, and stomach are often normal and thin, but they are met by elephantine legs and ass. Most commonly found at softball fields and Indigo Girls concerts.
Joey: Do you want to go with me to my friend's sister's softball game? There will probably be some hot girls there.
Jake: No, thanks. Even by the odd chance there is an attractive one, my dick will shrivel at the mere site of the others who have bowling pin syndrome.
Jake: No, thanks. Even by the odd chance there is an attractive one, my dick will shrivel at the mere site of the others who have bowling pin syndrome.
by Jake LM May 1, 2010
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A special night in Kellyanne Conway's life in which she was consensually double penetrated by 2 Iraqi refugees at Bowling Green State University. It is reported that she moaned the words "Allah Akbar" for nearly 3 hours straight during the event. Despite the fact that she could never quite walk the same again, multiple sources report that it was the best night of her life. Unfortunately, the 2 Iraqi refugees never called her again after that night, which she still hasn't gotten over.
Kellyanne Conway: "I'm very disappointed that the Bowling Green Massacre didn't get covered by the media. Well...at least I got covered by 2 Iraqis!"
by 2Iraqirefugees February 3, 2017
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Brian went Cleveland Browning the other night. He slept with a girl with a really hot body, but her face was gross.
by PMax March 9, 2008
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Get the bowling for soup mug.A measure of hotness which implies that a woman is cute, but not above that level of cuteness which one may find at a bowling alley. The implication is that even though a trashy, low-class girl may be do-able, she should also be held responsible for her trashiness. It's a combo of a compliment and an insult.
-Hey bro - how about that hot-ass girl who gave up the crusty-dusty last night??
-Awww man - not bad, I guess she was bowling alley hot.
-Awww man - not bad, I guess she was bowling alley hot.
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