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Broshaman

Sometimes ‘bro shaman’ rarely ‘bro-shaman’
A follower of broshamanism, a fusion of both spiritual psychedelic use with bro culture. Specifically, a person who watches “The Joe Rogan Experience”, eats venison, lifts weights, smokes DMT, and possibly follows MMA, all in search of both gains and spiritual transcendence, among other things.
He is a broshaman
by Ireallylikekitties June 26, 2020
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brohap

an instance where a misstep by a bro has effectively ruined your chances to score with a hot chick. Whether accidental or intentional a brohap should never be easily dismissed. Especially if the bro in question is a repeat offender.
We had a major brohap last night when Tim got so drunk that he spilled his drink on my date's lap, leaving myself and my wingman dateless
by pendergastastic September 8, 2010
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brohamad ali

to be a bro who enjoys to fight,brawl,and or box like a champ
bro 1-yo that bro is kicking ass out in the ring

bro 2-tottally bro,he looks like brohamad ali
by snarfledodo August 27, 2010
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Barack Brobama

Barack Brobama - (proper) noun

Your good friend.
Specifically your black (or mixed black x white) friend.
Does not have to be, or have the desire to be, President of anything but is required to be highly intelligent and educated to, or close to, Doctorate level, though this does not necessarily have to be Law or Politics related.

Barack Brobama is capable of befriending those who would be typically seen as hostile and/or aggressive (e.g Russians), has a reasonable proficiency at managing funds and assets and, among other things, is generally concerned about the well-being of his bros.
Also, may be responsible for the assassination of Brosama Bin Laden.
And is Bromander in Chief of the United Bro's Armed Forces (UBAF).

See also:
Broseph Stalin, Broseph Goebbels, Abroham Lincoln, Brosama bin Laden
Abroham Lincoln: "Four score and seven.." -
Broseph Stalin: Shut up you twat.
Broseph Goebbels: Hey look, Barack Brobama's here. What's up dawg?
Barack Brobama: The usual, y'know; pulling troops out of Iraq, healthcare reforms... -
Stalin: Assassinating dictators
Brobama: -...Assassinating dictators. Nothing special really, you?
Goebbels: Stalin and I were just reminiscing about the Battle of Stalingrad and Communism, Abroham was about to start is speech... Again.
Brobama: Did I miss the speech?
Goebbels: Stalin wouldn't let him start.
Brobama: Praise be to Allah.
Stalin: ...What?
Brobama: Nothing... Nothing.
Goebbels: Okay then. Speaking of "assassinating dictators", what ever happened to Brosama bin Laden, I haven't seen him for a while...
Brosama bin Laden: I'm right here you fucking idiots
*Everybody cheers*
by rzhhhh November 22, 2011
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Brosama

A slang term in reference to your homeboy; in some instances, it can be used in anger to refer to your homeboy in a negative way.
Used in normal conversation:

"Yo, what's up brosama?"

Used to refer to your homeboy in a negative way:

"Wtf dude, you blew up my GI Joe with a firecracker! What's up with that brosama?!"
by 'thew July 7, 2009
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brohamlet

a bro who is in a perpetual state of existential crisis
Bro 1: Dude, man, what is the meaning of life? This is blowing my mind, dude, bro.

Bro 2: Dude, stop being such a brohamlet.
by Brosephhh October 23, 2008
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PeacaLate Broha

A mixture of the words 'Peace' and 'See you later, brother'. It's a way to say good-bye in a maore original way.
Guy 1:
Alright, bye!
Guy 2:
PeacaLate Broha!
by SuperFreakChild May 22, 2009
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