Mohammad bouquet

A group of still-growing flowers dat you go and stand/sit next to, rather than picking them to take wif you --- i.e., da flowers wouldn't come to you, and so you went to them.

My main squeeze and I both feel dat it is selfish to break off flowers from their plant just so dat they can be used for temporary adornment --- similar to da philosophy dat animals should be da only ones to wear fur --- and so we always partake of Mohammad bouquets instead of having any cut-flower arrangements in our presence.

by QuacksO June 6, 2023

Away Bouquet

Something you say to people who perform extreme fumbles in reference to them having fumbled so bad that they will die and that these are the flowers you are giving them as a remembrance gift.

How did you miss that shot dude? That's it, I'm sending you your Away Bouquet.

by OogaBooga72 March 12, 2026

The Bouquet

Noun
A sexual situation involving multiple forms of penetration occurring simultaneously in the same place. Often referred to jokingly as “daisy chain’s unhinged cousin."

“They started with a daisy chain and somehow ended up with The Bouquet.”

by TurtleWrastler December 29, 2025

chocolate bannana bouquet

When a girl/woman is surrounded by many black cocks!! A black cock served in a floral print pair of underwear!!

I gave that bitch a chocolate bannana bouquet for valentine's day!!

by B-radicalz September 24, 2016