boober smoober

1.)one who smothers womens tits in their face.
2.)one who gets a lot of female boobs in their face and therefore has found themselves greatly erected in the pants

Man that pimp is acting like such a boober smoober, " yo pimp, get those titties out of yo face"

by jarret and pat October 7, 2008

booger blocked

1.) When you pick a large, viscous booger while driving and are unable to flick it out the window before arriving at your destination.

2.) When you really need to pick an annoying booger but can't in the presence of your mother, grandmother, or girlfriend.

"Do you have a tissue, I was booger blocked on the way here."

by PopeAbsurd October 13, 2011

Boogerdash

1 Any activity that you don't want to go to or be apart of

2 A woman's mind game to trick her mate

My girlfriend asked me to go to her yoga class. "Man I'm not going to that Boogerdash with all those skinny broads!"

Her-Does this make me look Fat? MAN-"I'm not falling for that Boogerdash"

by fedup husband December 14, 2013

booger burger

When a male/female snot rockets into a female's meat curtains and then a tertiary male/female consumes said snot rocket out of said neather region.

Brad totally gave me a Booger Burger last night and Tracy finished it off!

by boo1235 July 19, 2017

sweatshirt booger

A lint ball that forms on a sweatshirt. They often form in clumps.

In an effort to annoy her, Linda picked one of the sweatshirt boogers from her sleeve, reached over and put it on Rona's leg.

by Heather R January 4, 2009

crank booger

A large nose nugget made especially hard and sharp from particularly trashy crank or meth, and sometimes, teh cola, usually from being stepped on by a Frankenstein. Crank boogers can be very difficult to dislodge in total, making one work for it like a miner, and making one to exclaim when caught at the herculean chore, "Goddamn crank booger!" so as to raise sympathy for the dirty nose picker.

First guy, "Damn dude, are you diggin' for gold up there?"

Second guy, "Goddamn crank booger!"

First guy, "Ahhh, dude..."

by ColoradoRick67 April 1, 2011

Booger Wall

An diverse collection of dried mucus from the human nose assorted and affixed to an vertical wall.

Shontrice: What's all that stuff on your wall over there? Asbestos?

Chip: No, it's my booger wall. It contains my nasal materials from the last 16 months. Beautiful isn't it?

by The Bunion March 18, 2011