beef bobber

An individual who eats meat from plate witout the use of cutlery. Typically a " Beef Bobber" will be highly intoxicated and no longer possess the motor skills to cut steak.

I was out and went pure Beef Bobber.

by TCJ&L September 6, 2017

Beef Bobber

A highly inebriated male, typified with a loss of speech and motor functions. When presented with a meal, the only option for the Beef Bobber being to face plant the plate and bite chunks at will. This is due to the high level of alcohol stupefication and resultant inability to master cutlery or seek assistance.

Look at the shape of that Beef Bobber

by TCJ&L September 6, 2017

raw bobber

Adj. Often following an episode of blue balls when the male penis becomes sore or strained due to prolonged erection or excitement.

Charles overdose of Viagra was beginning to give him a raw bobber.

by Super Steve May 19, 2017

Aqua bobber

A blowjob performed while submerged in a pool or hot tub.

Did you hear about Nick ? He got an aqua bobber last night! I didn't even know that was possible!

by OJWasInnocent June 23, 2016

back alley bobber

A man who is found in the wilderness bobbing apples but on the side kills hookers for fun.

Did you see the back alley bobber last night while you were camping because I nearly shit myself when I saw him bobben apples with his cold soulless eyes.

by Bitches get stitches 2.0 September 5, 2016

Bobbers

An anti anxiety medication prescribed exclusively to British comedy club owners within the dream sequence of local comedians.

“Steer clear of Johnny, he’s not had his bobbers.”

by PandaJamj October 27, 2021

Buoy Bobber

The act of getting or receiving a blow job on a boat, sailboat, cruises ship, or any other floatation device on the open water.

Dude 1: How was your cruise?

Dude 2: I got a couple buoy bobbers.

Dude 1: Sweet.

by Sailor 1 December 10, 2011