back alley bobber

A man who is found in the wilderness bobbing apples but on the side kills hookers for fun.

Did you see the back alley bobber last night while you were camping because I nearly shit myself when I saw him bobben apples with his cold soulless eyes.

by Bitches get stitches 2.0 September 5, 2016

Bobber

A male that weighs over 450 pounds. His body is shaped like a fishing bobber and he will bob in the water while trying to swim.

That Bobber looks like a big apple.

by Mr. Homophobia July 12, 2023

Cock bobber

A husband who needs to shut his mouth and suck his own dick

My husband is such a cock bobber, I run the house!

by Sammylee123 January 8, 2021

bobber

someone who is hella lit

well would yu take a look at that bobber

by kaketoe January 9, 2019

Reeder Bobber

A phrase that's exact definition cannot be defined by simple terminology. The definition of "Reeder Bobber" can mean whatever the speaker want's it to mean. It is a blank slate word essentially.

"That was a real Reeder Bobber moment."
"That Reeder Bobber was great."
"You're a Reeder Bobber"

by Carrot_Man123 March 30, 2023

alabama bobber

Getting road head from your cousin on the way back from church in your daddy’s pickup truck

Let’s see how many Alabama bobbers we can spot on the way to have brunch at the sizzler

by Progreemer January 26, 2024

Aqua bobber

A blowjob performed while submerged in a pool or hot tub.

Did you hear about Nick ? He got an aqua bobber last night! I didn't even know that was possible!

by OJWasInnocent June 23, 2016