blackberry

When you are really old, and you think that blackberry can be used as a verb. But it can't be used as a verb, so don't do that. Blackberry is a noun

"I will blackberry you later... Oh I'm using it wrong?"

by lebraunstein June 13, 2014

Blackberry

A network failure on a (non R-I-M) mobile phone, where text messaging, calls and internet seem to stop working. Added in view of the recent comical Blackberry worldwide network outage.

Dude, my HTC phone just did a Blackberry (Blackberried) - I couldn't send a text message or surf facebook for a whole half hour!

by EggySplat October 12, 2011

Blackberry porn

What your husband now spends thousands of hours looking at on the internet instead of what he use to look at.

The overwhelming list of applications to choose from, that have taken over the obsessions of the Blackberryphiles.

I walked in to the office this morning and caught my husband Googling images of "Blackberry". I wish I'd never bought him it. Forget "Golf widow" I am a Blackberry widow. He spends all his time now looking at Blackberry porn.

by LabMom November 28, 2009

Brickberry

A blackberry phone that is no longer used for calls, texts, or any advancement of mankind, but rather just playing Brick Breaker.

-'Dude, how's your Brickberry?'

- *long pause* '...Huh?'

by CrossProduct October 1, 2010

BlackBerry sushi

The article produced when one inserts one's water-soaked BlackBerry into a box of white rice, desperately trying to resuscitate it by having the rice draw out the moisture.

"Dude, sorry I didn't text you -- I've got BlackBerry sushi here thanks to my wife washing my trou without checking the pockets."

by FitofPeak September 19, 2012

Blackberry Surprise

When an African american male spontaneously ejaculates inside of you.

Rachel: Gosh, Sam, last night Dre gave me some blackberry surprise!
Sam: That sounds Delicious!

by Mechsen April 11, 2015

BlackBerry Effect

In written communication, the encouragement of curt, emotional, and/or ill-considered responses caused by the ever-presence of mobile communication technology.

*bleeping* Pat; *bleep* acts like the Internet was invented yesterday; think about your response before sending a text!; the BlackBerry Effect rules that *bleep*'s mind.

by northport_ed May 14, 2022