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basic bitching

Most commonly used to refer to someone performing the acts typically associated with a basic bitch.
if you bend yo ass over in all yo pictures just to make it a lil bigger knowin you ain't got one, you are basic bitching
by SHTML April 14, 2014
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Bitching Out A Dumb Ass Hoe

Bitching out a dumb ass hoe; is where you bitch at her cause she's a two faced bitch, who has no heart, uses people, and will sleep with anyone/anything that has a dick!
I'm bitching out a dumb ass hoe right now. what are you doing?

or it's bitching out a dumb ass hoe/slut/cunt/whore/skank.
by that.one.girl.333. September 27, 2008
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Bitching Toast

An 80s word meaning cool or awesome.
That game was incredibly bitching toast.
by Huber Cumberdale January 12, 2008
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Bitching Off

The feminine of jerking off (as Jilling off is the feminine of Jacking off).
I couldnt get to the phone last night, I was bitching off to Michael Phelps.
by JJ&J October 15, 2008
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Name-Bitching

When people define their own names or someone's who they want to get with as flattering, with wording that makes whoever does this to their own names pathetic.
"blair

the most amazing guy you will ever meet

he is hawt!

he is smart!

he is sweet!

he is funny!

he is a good kisser!

+ gives great hugs!

he is all round everything any girl will ever want!"

seriously, if a guy is named blair, he likes men. how feminine could you possibly get.

"John
An extraordinary man with the most lovely bedroom eyes, an absurdly seductive grin, and beautiful brown hair that always smells absolutely wonderful. He is always warm, and ticklish in a few places that make him twitch cutely. He has great legs, nice muscles, and large feet and hands. He is strong, handsome, sexy, and beautiful. He is intelligent, absolutely hilarious, loving, teasing, sweet, and thoughtful. He leads a very intense life and proves himself to be very hardy in doing so. He hides any hint of pain very well, and rarely opens up, but when he does he shows just how strong he really is. He is loved more than he'll ever realize. He is perfect in every way."

Correct me if I'm wrong but is john to good to be true? Such an ornery name doesn't deserve name-bitching, because if this were true John Lithgow would at least still have a full hairline.
by youDUMBASS November 14, 2011
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American Bitching

still raising hell even once one has sought and received answers to satisfaction.
"Even after I got my bill figured out, I still felt the need to do some American bitching
by lmaozombie October 17, 2013
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bandwagon bitching

"Bandwagon bitching" is most easily done on social networking sites. Someone posts about something complaining and whining and then all the others on their friends list just jump in there to further the bitching no matter if they've even really thought more than five seconds about the subject or at least 5% of the scope of the problem. Bitching in agreement and in a crowd is even more fun! Let's just back up the original whiner cuz they're my bud. In the old days, they used to do it around the water cooler at work. Now they've learned how easy it is to reach a mass audience via the Internet.
Social networking site conversation example below:
Fred: Wow mannnn.....those g**damned gub'ment officials sure are f**k-ups! I was stuck in my car for 12 hours! They need to get more snow plows like Boston! Eventually I had to take a dump on the side of the road and abandon my car (and my turd....thanks goodness).
John: Yeah...those asshats!
Beatrice: You know....I would have done this.....blah blah blah
<About 50 more people here chiming in and agreeing with Fred also and how they've been done wrong with one minute solutions.>
Ralph: Did you realize the weather pattern changed and hit the city instead of going south of it? You should have left work and got home. Our office shut down early as the weather was changing.
Fred: No....how was I supposed to know that?
Ralph: Did you get my text earlier on your iPhone?
Fred: Sure did.
Ralph: How about that iPhone with the Weather Channel App on it???
Fred: Uhhhhhhh
Ralph: How about that TV in your building lobby that always has the Weather Channel playing?
Fred: I don't give a shit....I'll just bitch with my buds some more on Facebook so I feel better and empowered cuz I am right!
Beatrice: You tell him Fred! Ralph is a douche...
<About 50 other people chiming in here giving Ralph a douche equivalent label.>
Ralph: OK....I think I have to go enter a new term on Urban Dictionary now (bandwagon bitching)...later
by fway January 31, 2014
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