berniemacsed

when you steal another mans girl!

kiks: foo isnt that gabinos girl

chris: nah foo i berniemacsed that dude

by freshboykiks April 26, 2010

bernie-ist

Someone who represents a large community of bernie sanders supporters and usually refers to them self as "we" implying that they speak for many

Bernie-ist: Bernie is the hero of this generation he will save humanity if he becomes president we love bernie

Trump-ist: stupid bernie-ist!!

by Loopydooper June 6, 2016

Bernie's mittens

Bernie sander's mittens that he wore in inauguration day. whether you're on the left or the right you know those are some sweet mittens.

Person 1: have you seen Bernie's mittens?
Person2: I know. they look pretty warm!

by Dr.Mcface February 10, 2021

Berniceism

A religion based upon Bernice. To become a berniceist you must pray to the one true god Bernice. You must relinquish all bodily desires and give it up to Bernice. Once a month you must strip naked and howl at the full moon while yelling I’m an animal.

Berniceism, in ancient literature a Bernice is depicted as a monkey wearing the skin of a 16 year old, others say she’s like a gremlin that barely comes out of her cave. But all in all people conclude “she looks like every other bitch.”

by Bernicefollower May 1, 2021

fake Bernie supporter

Morons who claimed to support Bernie sanders during the primary but instead voted for Drumpf rather than the Democratic candidate in 2016. These people are habitually stupid. As they are easily swayed by fake news, Russian bots & trolls.
Seriously, real liberals and the Democratic Party don't want or need your help in 2018 or afterward. You don't get to express regret or gain pity after doing something that makes others suffer. Stay home or jump off a bridge pox.

"But her emails! Status Quo! Obama's a socialist/communist!" - complains the fake Bernie supporter. After Drumpf and the GOP takes away their Medicare, Social Security, welfare and trailer/one person apartment/parent’s basement away.

by Burn Mar-a-Lago May 13, 2017

Bernice

Means ''bringer of victory''
a creative person,and mostly a pushover.
pretty with small imperfections.childish and cheerful.a daydreamer.kind and caring.
possibility of being a bookworm.

fren:hey bernice!
bernice:hey wads up???
fren:treat me to a drink!
bernice:ok lets go to the bar....!

next day~
fren:yo bernice!!omg,ytd i went to the bar n tis hawt guy asked 4 my no.!!!!

by hopstepjump August 11, 2009

Bernadette-Bernhard scale

The most scientific scale known to man for rating the desired mouth-to-phallus ratio during the practice of oral sex. On one end of the spectrum, we have Bernadette Peters with a diminutive mouth. We'll assign her oral cavity a value of .99 carollas (unit of measurement named after Adam Carolla, a pioneer in the field of Phallometry, whose Water-Displacement Method is now the standard throughout the Penile Sciences). Multiplying this value by the average human penis size (100 carollas) yields a Carolla Psychological Satisfaction (or C.P.S.) score of 99 aces (as in, "That's just aces!"). On the other end of the spectrum, we have the less desirable orifice of Sandra Bernhard measuring .01 carollas. Once again, multiplying this value by 100 yields a score of 1 ace. This indicates that the experience of inserting the male member into Bernhard's mammoth mouth for the purpose of fellatio, while perhaps physically pleasurable, is overshadowed by the pride-shattering effects.

Monica Lewinsky: Hey, Bill, you want a BJ?

President Clinton: (covers mouthpiece of the phone he's holding) Monica, I'm on the phone with a Congressman. Sorry about that sir. (inaudible chatter from phone) Yeah, just some intern I'm banging. About a 7. But you should see the mouth on her. (more inaudible chatter) What's the Bernadette-Bernhard scale? (more chatter) Adam who? Oh, I love Birchum.

Monica Lewinsky: Bill, I'm wearing that blue dress you like.

President Clinton: Congressman, I've gotta go. But you've sure given me something to think about. Maybe I'll just work her over with a cigar.

Morgan Freeman Narrator: But he didn't. Well he did. But he also got oral. Completely rejecting the principles of the Bernadette-Bernhard scale. Two things were lost that day: America's innocence, and the confidence of the pretty well-endowed Leader of the Free World. It just goes to show you, some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are too bright. But in such a massive cage, who can see a bird anyway? Get it on. Got to get it on. No choice but to get it on. Mandate, get it on.

by griffin_t_a September 25, 2014