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Berniceism

A religion based upon Bernice. To become a berniceist you must pray to the one true god Bernice. You must relinquish all bodily desires and give it up to Bernice. Once a month you must strip naked and howl at the full moon while yelling I’m an animal.
Berniceism, in ancient literature a Bernice is depicted as a monkey wearing the skin of a 16 year old, others say she’s like a gremlin that barely comes out of her cave. But all in all people conclude “she looks like every other bitch.”
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Bernicism 

A way of organizing the kingdom in which the queen (aka Bernice) is in control of all the citizens in the kingdom. They must agree and follow the rules of Bernicism.
Bernicism is the ideology of Bernice Party ruling the Bernice Kingdom.

Codymator is the lead opposer of Bernicism.
Bernicism by yooo_487 January 13, 2023
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Anti-Bernieism 

(noun) a view or belief, policy or attitude that views the status quo power structure as fair and equitable and in need of small incremental changes to mollify the masses so they leave the wealthy elite and the corrupt, repressive, exploitive system in place. Those embracing this doctrine stand in vehement opposition to Bernie Sanders, often engaging in vicious and unsupportable attacks to undermine, degrade and embarrass Bernie Sanders and those who want to reorder the conventional social, political, and economic principles of society to make them equitable for everyone. The term was first used in the modern sense in 2015, by those opposed to establishment democrats and determined to elect Bernie Sanders.
Anti-Bernieism is more prevalent amongst the punditry class and it is not at all reflective of the general population.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008