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Berniceism

A religion based upon Bernice. To become a berniceist you must pray to the one true god Bernice. You must relinquish all bodily desires and give it up to Bernice. Once a month you must strip naked and howl at the full moon while yelling I’m an animal.
Berniceism, in ancient literature a Bernice is depicted as a monkey wearing the skin of a 16 year old, others say she’s like a gremlin that barely comes out of her cave. But all in all people conclude “she looks like every other bitch.”
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Bernicism 

A way of organizing the kingdom in which the queen (aka Bernice) is in control of all the citizens in the kingdom. They must agree and follow the rules of Bernicism.
Bernicism is the ideology of Bernice Party ruling the Bernice Kingdom.

Codymator is the lead opposer of Bernicism.
Bernicism by yooo_487 January 13, 2023
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Anti-Bernieism 

(noun) a view or belief, policy or attitude that views the status quo power structure as fair and equitable and in need of small incremental changes to mollify the masses so they leave the wealthy elite and the corrupt, repressive, exploitive system in place. Those embracing this doctrine stand in vehement opposition to Bernie Sanders, often engaging in vicious and unsupportable attacks to undermine, degrade and embarrass Bernie Sanders and those who want to reorder the conventional social, political, and economic principles of society to make them equitable for everyone. The term was first used in the modern sense in 2015, by those opposed to establishment democrats and determined to elect Bernie Sanders.
Anti-Bernieism is more prevalent amongst the punditry class and it is not at all reflective of the general population.
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026