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Berniceism

A religion based upon Bernice. To become a berniceist you must pray to the one true god Bernice. You must relinquish all bodily desires and give it up to Bernice. Once a month you must strip naked and howl at the full moon while yelling I’m an animal.
Berniceism, in ancient literature a Bernice is depicted as a monkey wearing the skin of a 16 year old, others say she’s like a gremlin that barely comes out of her cave. But all in all people conclude “she looks like every other bitch.”
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Bernicism 

A way of organizing the kingdom in which the queen (aka Bernice) is in control of all the citizens in the kingdom. They must agree and follow the rules of Bernicism.
Bernicism is the ideology of Bernice Party ruling the Bernice Kingdom.

Codymator is the lead opposer of Bernicism.
Bernicism by yooo_487 January 13, 2023
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Anti-Bernieism 

(noun) a view or belief, policy or attitude that views the status quo power structure as fair and equitable and in need of small incremental changes to mollify the masses so they leave the wealthy elite and the corrupt, repressive, exploitive system in place. Those embracing this doctrine stand in vehement opposition to Bernie Sanders, often engaging in vicious and unsupportable attacks to undermine, degrade and embarrass Bernie Sanders and those who want to reorder the conventional social, political, and economic principles of society to make them equitable for everyone. The term was first used in the modern sense in 2015, by those opposed to establishment democrats and determined to elect Bernie Sanders.
Anti-Bernieism is more prevalent amongst the punditry class and it is not at all reflective of the general population.

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Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
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