baelani

THE MOST WIFEABLE BEAUTIFUL, AMAZING, AND & TALENTED HOTTEST FUCKIN CUTEST QUEER RAPPER/SINGER EVER SHE FUCKIN WIFEY

Person 1: who dat chick from cali with the tattoos
Person 2: OH SHIT! You mean Kehlani "BAElani"
THATS WIFEY

by The Future Buttmann June 3, 2018

Quit Jammin On My Bagels

1) stop hating on me 2) Stop being annoying 3) refrian from contiuing that action i find it irritating 4) quit bugging me 5) stop adding a liquified fruit blend to my morning starch.

Person 1: Hey there, you are a complete idiot and i am going to poke you excessivily
Person 2: QUIT JAMMIN ON MY BAGELS!!!!!!

by Italianman92 January 18, 2010

bagelcrew

1. a rebellious group of 5 asians featuring minh, the vietnamese sub, whom frequently find scrims where they humilatie opponents with their bait-nade stack ogl tatics in the game counterstrike.

2. diahreea, emo-ness, mental lapses which feature minh in a bathing suit are all symptomns e-thugs may experience after playing the bagel crew

1.Wow, bagelcrew your so random

2.Yo man ogl tatics for life, you just pulled a bagelcrew

3.Why pull a bagel-crew?

4.What kinda name is bagel-crew

HISTORY
Although they are also internationally known as the "nerd clan". They are mostly recognized as the most notorious shit talking clan in North America. Led by team leader, andy, "margarine bitches"; his secondary captain, chou, "the human cat"; the primary bait, garvin, "bait for life" boy; minh, "the vietnamese sub"; and JH, "captin clutch", the team is on its way to super stardom. Not to be forgotten are the benchwarmers, maple,"Mr. I always have a gay msn namez'.and kevin, "the rebel, i sleep when i want, where i want, mom!", the team is on its way to superstardom.

by BagelCrew September 4, 2006

bagelista

Like a barista who makes coffee, a bagelista is someone who makes and assembles bagels and bagel sandwiches in any sort of bagel or baked goods shop.

Ooh, I hope the cute bagelista makes my sesame and strawberry cream cheese bagel.

by unicornhorn May 15, 2010

Bagel fest

A bagel fest refers to a place filled with a majority of women. It is a derrivitive of the term 'sausage fest' when one enters a place or event and a majority of men are present.

John walks into a bar, it is very busy with mostly women, and states to his friends: "it's a right bagel fest in here!"

by Bronte July 5, 2012

Brown Bagel

Referring to someones anus or brown eye.

When I brought that woman from the bar last night she asked me if I wanted to lick her Brown Bagel, and I said Shit yeah!.

by Surge1221 March 26, 2011

sandy bagel

When you launch semen in a girl's booty and throw her on the sand. The sand or dirt* then sticks to the released semen and creates a sandy ring or "sandy bagel" around the butthole.

*Advanced Technique: Evolves into a Dirty or Muddy Bagel

Man 1: Hey you remember that Hella fine girl from that beach party?"

Man 2: Hell yeah bruh she had dat booty fo sho"

Man 1: Long story short...Gave that bitch a Sandy Bagel!"

by The Bagel Bros. December 12, 2015