He just jumped off that tall building and all you heard was bonzai as he raced down the side of the building.
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This frickin' seat cover keeps ripping further. Time for a Texan Bandaid.
Dude, this hangnail is killing me. "Put a Texan Bandage on it."
Dude, this hangnail is killing me. "Put a Texan Bandage on it."
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1. a girl, who, like a groupie, hangs out with a certain group of rock stars. however, unlike a groupie she's "there for the music" and is a true inspiration to rock and roll. she also supposedly refuses to sleep with rock stars and claims that groupies only do so to be near someone famous. penny lane from the movie almost famous is the quintessential bandaid.
2. in metaphorical terms, a girl who hangs out with a certain fraternity. unlike fraternity groupies, whom the brothers tend to loathe, she does not sleep with the brothers, aka, the rock stars. she has been known to, on occasion, give a boy a blow job. she is an inspiration to the brothers, and when she is not around, her presence is missed, for she is quite a precious asset to the boys.
1. a girl, who, like a groupie, hangs out with a certain group of rock stars. however, unlike a groupie she's "there for the music" and is a true inspiration to rock and roll. she also supposedly refuses to sleep with rock stars and claims that groupies only do so to be near someone famous. penny lane from the movie almost famous is the quintessential bandaid.
2. in metaphorical terms, a girl who hangs out with a certain fraternity. unlike fraternity groupies, whom the brothers tend to loathe, she does not sleep with the brothers, aka, the rock stars. she has been known to, on occasion, give a boy a blow job. she is an inspiration to the brothers, and when she is not around, her presence is missed, for she is quite a precious asset to the boys.
girl 1: my name is polexia aphrodesia, but you can call me polly. so, penny, how's it going?
girl 2: well, i've got my eye on that hot drummer over there. what about you?
girl 1: there's a fratastic guitarist up on the stage that i'd just love to go home with tonight. but i'll behave...as always...
girl 2: well, i've got my eye on that hot drummer over there. what about you?
girl 1: there's a fratastic guitarist up on the stage that i'd just love to go home with tonight. but i'll behave...as always...
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Get the bandaid mug.(BAHN-KAI) Translated to "full release" from Japanese. It is the highest form of power that can be reached within a God of Death, granting them an extreme but limited power. Before the Release of a Bankai it is normal for the Shinigami (God of Death) to shout "BANKAI" at the top of their lungs. And if you want you can try to impress attractive Japanese women, asking them "wanna see my Bankai?". Because "Bankai" can also be used as a sexual reference.
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Get the Better Bandai mug.Defined as a mildly annoying prank, like moving someone's pencil case 3 inches to the left or putting a piece of paper labelled "Bonzai" in someone's backpack. Members can be involved in complex bonzai wars, where the two parties try to make like slightly more difficult for the other. It is frowned upon to involve a non-bonzaier in a bonzai war.
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*moves book to another table* Bonzai!!!
Informal/Comedic President William Henry Harrison bonzaied the USA by dying 31 days into his presidency
Informal/Comedic President William Henry Harrison bonzaied the USA by dying 31 days into his presidency
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