A vastly over-appreciated slab of what I assume was once pig, with more fat than one would like to contemplate. Smells somewhat appealing between 6:00 and 8:00 in the morning, but only because the nose isn't working to it's full potential at those hours.
Tastes incredibly disappointing, especially considering the hype surrounding it. After tasting it, the average person is inclined to think about who in their right mind would worship such a thing. The correct answer is, of course, the adolescent male, who will worship just about anything served to him on a plate.
Tastes incredibly disappointing, especially considering the hype surrounding it. After tasting it, the average person is inclined to think about who in their right mind would worship such a thing. The correct answer is, of course, the adolescent male, who will worship just about anything served to him on a plate.
Bacon Lover (to large group of fellow bacon lovers): Brethren, come view this monstrosity with me.
Bacon Lover (to Bacon Resenter): BACON!
Bacon Resenter (while vomiting): Curse you!
Large group of bacon lovers: *simultaneous gasp*
Bacon Lover (to Bacon Resenter): BACON!
Bacon Resenter (while vomiting): Curse you!
Large group of bacon lovers: *simultaneous gasp*
by Charlotte Jane April 6, 2010
1. noun A local town douche-bag that can be found in Oshkosh, WI; known primarily for his Youtube videos and local towns hijinks. Often referred to solely by his last name.
by Oshkosh Fan August 20, 2008
A whore, one who is only concerned with having sex with many men.
A person that takes it up the butt.
A wo/man who just likes anything and everything sexual, but denies it in front of everyone.
A person that takes it up the butt.
A wo/man who just likes anything and everything sexual, but denies it in front of everyone.
by asdfjkl;asdfjkl; March 12, 2008
The state of being awesome or extraordinary; used primarily by males. For the female version, see butter.
by Ravenstone January 30, 2015
Another name for Police officer. Rather than Pig.
Derived from the Begin strips dog commercial and Kid Rock," I can smell a pig from a mile away."
Derived from the Begin strips dog commercial and Kid Rock," I can smell a pig from a mile away."
by Roy G BIV May 4, 2007
Euphamism for sex. Becuz radom guys are going to come up and poke your boob and ask "Where's my bacon!?" if you wear the 'Push Button, Receive Bacon' shirt.
Random Perv: *pokes boob* "Where's mah bacon, bitch!?"\
Women wearing 'Push Button, Receive Bacon' shirt: *bitchslap* "It's being reserved for someone who's not a man-whore!"
Women wearing 'Push Button, Receive Bacon' shirt: *bitchslap* "It's being reserved for someone who's not a man-whore!"
by Emzerz November 17, 2009