Skip to main content

slumpy bumpy couchy ouchy

is the act of giving someone such head on a couch it literally bounces up and down
guy: hey dude my girl vanessa gave me super hard slumpy bumpy couchy ouchy that there are now marks on the floor!!!!1!1!
other guy: who is named vanessa nowadays
by slumpybumpy April 16, 2024
mugGet the slumpy bumpy couchy ouchymug.

Bumpy Swallow

A blowjob given in a moving rv
She gave me a bumpy swallow on the way to destin yesterday
by Twurzy July 7, 2018
mugGet the Bumpy Swallowmug.

Bumpy

bumpy has no particular meaning.
Our veronikas bumpy
by TheFakeTMDG February 26, 2020
mugGet the Bumpymug.

bumpy bird

A bumpy bird, commonly known as a bird with bumps.
"That feller over there got a bumpy bird"
by Big Pimping 42069 October 5, 2023
mugGet the bumpy birdmug.

Screaming Bumpy

A screaming bumpy is when you have back seat anal sex in the back of a Toyota Carola doing 60 mph down a dirt road
"she was walking funny after that screaming bumpy and taking that sharp corner near the big rock"
by anonymous August 1, 2022
mugGet the Screaming Bumpymug.

Bumpy Drink

The superiour term for soft drink, sodas aren't soft they are bumpy from the carbonation, and when you first drink into it its like wow.
I would like to order a cup for a bumpy drink
by Chocky the smart May 26, 2024
mugGet the Bumpy Drinkmug.

Bumpy Gourd

An STD that everyone knows about but has never heard of. Also an alcoholic drink that bartenders pretend they don’t know what it is.
Yo barkeep...can I get dat bumpy gourd,brahhhh?
by Hid BETCH April 20, 2018
mugGet the Bumpy Gourdmug.

Share this definition