Boneless sex

Fucking your girl with an unerect penis

"Last week was boring". "James and i were having horny but his penis wouldn't erect, we ended up having boneless sex."

by DJSLIMDICK 69 August 26, 2019

boneless hair

Hair so thin it looks boneless.
Usually super thin and far apart

I'm not balding it's just boneless hair.

by anonymous October 1, 2022

boneless banquet

A sexual encounter that isn't completely satisfying but wasn't too bad. I.e. activity took place but there was no penetration hence "no bone".

Jon : How did you get on with that bird you picked up the other night?

Jim : Ah it was a boneless banquet but she can suck for England! Soggy fries though.

by JayArseyHudd July 19, 2019

boneless orgasm

A man getting a orgasm without having a boner

damn dude I had a boneless orgasm last night from that porno you have me

by Nekoperson2002 October 25, 2017

Sucked boneless

Being sucked boneless is when either a male or female is sucked out so hard that they literally feel like there is nothing left inside them and they are as hollow as a cupboard. After sucked boneless they can nor talk, nor stand nor even whisper but only breath.

Guy 1: baby talk to me! Are you alright? Did I hurt you?
Girl 1: *panting*

Guy 1:I'll call 911!
Guy 2: Sir, I'm afraid she's been sucked boneless, nothing permanent but I do advice no sucking for a while

by Thelaughingstock April 27, 2013

boneless tea

tea without bones
tea with no ice

tea with no lemons because you're too much of a bitch

May I have some boneless Tea with no ice

by yomipancakes May 22, 2018

boneless bagel

Like the boneless bread it’s confusing

Me: would you like some bread or boneless bread?
Dash: nah how about a boneless bagel
Me: what?
Dash: yeah...

by Dash Lenowo August 24, 2019